Wouldn't you think that Bartender Bob would ask Jason what the heck is going on? In the prior episode, Bob is busy talking to a couple of guys at the end of the bar. This episode, there's no one but Willie and Jason at the bar. One would expect Bob to ask if there's a problem.

What do you suppose Carolyn keeps in that little armpit pocket on her dress? A toffee nip, maybe? Heh, heh...

Don't touch it.
No one can see it.
No one touches it!
I have to wonder how JK & DP got through this scene with cracking up.

Fill in the blank:

Vicki: It won't do you any good to look for _______ on the carpet, Mr. Collins. Mrs. Johnson vacuumed in here this morning.

That sounds pretty good. Pour me one.

No, he and the other portraits are dining out tonight.

Ooooooooh… Nobody hangs up a thing around here, so I think I’ll have a beer!

Hey, Holy Water, check out the 2007 post I wrote. I asked: What kind of beer logo is on the taps at the bar? Or is that electrical tape covering up the logos?

...not like you to be impolite and point.

This episode, introduction to Barnabas aside, has got a lot of hilarious lines in it.

Mrs. J: I know what I see when I see it.

My family, scoffs, Sarah, you wouldn't get two words out of me about my family.

Caretaker: …disturbing the dead!--criminal, that's what he is--he pretended to be someone he wasn't.
Jason: If that were a crime, we'd all be in jail.

My absolute favorite comeback in all of DS history is from Liz.
Jason: And now, if you'll excuse me.
Liz: I always have.

And here is my favorite Sara Johnson line:
Nobody hangs up a thing around here!