....she should slide down the bannister into his waiting arms and...oh, wait. She isn't Josette either. Never mind.

Nah, the Collinsport slogan should be: Home of the 24 hour coffin store!   

That's pretty good alright, but how about, "Personalized Tombstones on Demand."
Yes, you too can afford the luxury and expense of a personalized tombstone in a matter of minutes.
Your family and friends will succumb to gravestones that move in the slightest breeze.
For two easy payments of $19.95, you and your family will enjoy hours of non-stop laughter as the Collinsport Cemetary graves come to life. Free burial not included.

Thank you!
My better half wants to use Bill Malloy as an avitar here on the Board. Maybe a head and shoulders shot.
The episode we were watching last night was when Bill walks in on Sam and tells him he shouldn't leave his door open if he doesn't want company.  That should be the Collinsport slogan.
Thank you, Mystie!

Dr. Hoffman waited until she had Barnabas completely strapped into a chair before she admitted to him the shocking truth that her favorite song was, "Our Love is Here to Stay" and that she intended to listen to the radio at will.

Barnabas: "What's a radio?"

After an extremely grueling day of tutoring David, Vicki fell asleep on the drawing room couch and dreamed one of her favorite dreams: that David was behind the wheel of his father's car after he "adjusted" the brakes.

While sitting at Josette's vanity and wondering what Josette had that she obviously does not in Barnabas' estimation, Julia came to the startling conclusion it was anything but tweed.

Julia had finally had enough, and so she was determined to hypnotize Vicki into a lampshade, since she was already a dim bulb.

Julia was always happy to find some quiet time in the lab because it afforded her the secret opportunity to read her favorite underground magazine: The Sedative

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