Why isn't Selby going to be there? What, is he some high and mighty mucky-muck, too important for his DS fans?
(Wicked Wednesday...)

Say, what do you mean I was "sort of unlucky"? I didn't even know I was playing.
Why don't you have a Wicked Wednesday curse thing with a floating head of Jason McGuire? That's what I'd like to know, and how to score big time...grumble, grumble, grumble...
Minus 131 curses... Fah!

Charity - "Why of course, Mr. Collins, you may borrow my copy of "Women - Our Bodies, Ourselves" when I'm done with it."

As an old bag about to hit the half century mark, I am well aware of how memory fails. When recently filling out a job application, I was asked to list the salaries I had made over the years. Hell, I don't remember what I grossed in 1984!
One has to take the actor's recollections with a grain of salt. What they may not actually remember, they may enhance or embellish, particularly when fans are clamoring for behind the scenes anecdotes. And they weren't just doing Dark Shadows. Many of them were performing on the stage or doing commercials or movies at the same time.

...he didn't order a larger sofa to lounge on. It was no wonder that Quentin went on to have major back problems and engage the services of Nicholas Blair to cure his sacroilliac with a mixture of syrup of squill mixed with tequilla.

I sometimes wonder if "live" meant to the actors as taping it once. Period. No takes, just taping the final rehersal. I've read that they taped the show as fast as they could before the news had to come on. Lights, camera, action! Change the sets! Roll em!
"This is Walter Cronkite and that's the way it was."

Too much show biz stuff. Just give me the facts.

"Get off of me! had I known you were such an avid fan, I would have ________"