Yes! I noticed the afghan too!

Not only is my landlady a nutcase like Buffy's, but I also have earrings like Buffy's.

I think JY is the man for me. If he can convince my landlady to fix up my place, then, yes, he's my man.

I know a lot of actors will watch old movies to get an idea of what goes into playing a certain part. Not that they're copying any particular actor - it's just to see how somebody else portrayed a certain role. I think Chris Pennock is doing pretty well here. I would like to see him reflect a bit of Spencer Tracy's portrayal of J&H, but I think he's doing a fairly good job - for a soap.

Lydia, let me tell you something of my home town. Worcester is one of the biggest melting pots in the country. We have every ethnic community here. There are Swedes (me), Poles, Italians, Irish, Latinos, and on and on. You can find the best bagels, sour pickles, the best seafood, and any other food you can imagine. It's still full of old-time mom & pop stores - Table Talk Pies, oh, christ I could go on forever. John Karlen enjoyed Wocester when he breezed through during one of his many play performances.  On just about every block there is a pizza parlor. Some are owned by the Greek people and some are owned by the Italians. Speaking of which, we have our own Little Italy. And I....

Uh oh. Mysterious Benefactor is going top boot me out for this one...

Fill in the blank:

Bar Patron: Oh, my darling. Come with me and fly away. I’ll take you away from all of this. We’ll honeymoon in ________.
Buffy: Oh, Bar Patron, you send me.

But Cyrus isn't trying to bring out man's best, is he? I thought he was trying to prove that there are two sides to a man - good and evil.

Anyway, Cyrus' potion reminds me of that Jello product that was 1/3 Jello. 1/3 foam, and 1/3 whipped topping substance. Or was it My-T-Fine?

So this potion not only grows a black mustache, it dyes your hair black as well. Only your hairdresser knows for sure, girls.

But Chris Pennock is great here. He really is.

Love the sticky note on the bottle of Karo syrup - Do Not Touch!

Inept bar fight alert!

Is it any wonder that the Black Pearl wants no notoriety where DS is concerned?

He played Garth Blackwood? Wow. Thanks for the info. I did not know that.

A month is seriously too long to wait to see Grayson Hall again. She is the empress of PT time.

Kudos to Mr. Selby for carrying the show while his fellow actors were off shooting HODS. Kudos, I say. Can you imagine working every day, trying to remember script after script, line after line? You gotta give this guy credit. But then, who could expect less from Mr. Selby? He’s never been anything more than a consummate actor. And he’s a nice guy.

All right. Now for the wicked stuff. Gladstone. He looks more like an unpolished stone. I’m sorry. But this guy gives me the creeps. Nothing against the man playing the part, and maybe he is purposely coming across as a major slime ball, but he totally creeps me out. I picture this guy living with his elderly mother, sitting in a ratty old recliner with a bowl of Jello pudding in his lap – one of those ugly-ass Rubbermaid plastic bowls they made in the 70’s. He’s using a serving spoon instead of a dessert spoon and shoveling it in like he’s been in Ethiopia for four years. And is there really any sense in speaking about his spray-on hair? Gad, that man is a slug. Brrr! Gives me the willies, to quote my fave actor in another episode.

Um… I need a Hoffman fix….

Fill in the blank:

Sabrina: No, Alexis, this is NOT a wig! I take great pride in my hair. The way I give it height is to sprinkle _______ all over it and then I comb it and tease it until it’s way out here. Jerk!

Fill in blank:

Hannah: Unhand me, you slimey cur! I'm not one of your little trollops!
Quentin: But you'll enjoy ________ ever so much with me, my dear.