Dig it.

Wicked! Thanks for sharing. I love how there's a "What do you mean" after an "I don't understand". Hilarious.

There is a reading club at my place of employment. Curiously, the gang is hooked on vampire and werewolf novels. I couldn't get through the True Blood series. I just don't care for the author's style. In a word, she stinks. But I like the show. Anyway, the latest trend seems to be that werewolves and vampires do not mix socially.

*The old gypsy woman's name in The Wolf Man is Maleva, BTW.

A: "Wha... Why, that's nonsense, Inspector. I merely turned around so that you could see my best side!"

CJ: Carolyn, for the love of God! Quit pointing your chin at me. It's liable to go off at any moment!

What could the familiar greeting be that Hoffman gave Hamilton?

Was it, “Hiya, pal. Long time no see”? Or maybe, “The pellet with the poison’s in the chalice with the palace. The flagon with the dragon has the brew that is true.”

 Julia really screwed up here. Probably because she’s exhausted. Let’s see. She’s playing housemaid up at Collinwood, running around looking for Roxanne, and protecting Barnabas during the day. Did I leave anything out? I mean, when does this poor woman sleep?

I rather like her when she goes up against Cassandra and Angelique.