Is Return to Collinwood still available? If it is, any ideas where I could find it?

You can get it directly from MPI Home Video or from Amazon.com.

Joe was mortified upon learning that Sam had learned his deepest, darkest secret - that Joe liked to dress like one of the Ikettes and practice his moves for hours on end. He never did anything nice and easy. He always did it rough. 

V is for voice. Whenever Angelique felt the need, she didn't mind taking anyone's away.

So what other gifts have been given to characters, not necessarily Valentine's related.

I heard that Amanda Harris gave something to quite a few men. 

The idea of someone roaming the halls of Collinwood for all eternity trapped in an Ohrbach's leisure suit is, in and of itself, pretty damn funny.

As those of us who read R. J. Jamison's fabulous Grayson Hall: A Hard Act to Follow know, Hall appeared on Broadway alongside Meryl Streep in the Kurt Weill/Bertolt Brecht musical Happy End in the 1970s.

Until now, there was no English-language recording of Happy End, but a recent production by the American Conservatory Theatre has received the soundtrack treatment. It is now available on compact disc. Granted, it's not the same as seeing/hearing Grayson Hall, but it could be interesting for her fans nonetheless.

Joe was so embarrassed that he'd misplaced Saturn. 

Lately, I haven't bothered posting the various airdates for David Selby's movies and television guest roles. (If you're interested in that information, it's posted on his official site which has a site update notification feature.) However, this one has only aired once before as far as I know. so it's probably worth a mention.

End Game, which stars Cuba Gooding Jr as a Secret Service Agent and Angie Harmon as a reporter, will air Thurs., Feb. 15 on Lifetime at noon Eastern. The film involves a plot to assassinate the President. The cast also includes Anne Archer, Jack Scalia, and Burt Reynolds.

This is the movie Selby was filming in Spokane when he appeared at a book signing at the Barnes & Noble there. Photos from the signing are on his official site. Click here.

His role is brief. He plays a homeless man. If you're a Selby fan, it's worth seeing his performance (and then you can watch the rest of the film or not). There are screen grabs of the bearded one from the film on my Selby site. Click here to go straight to them.