Doesn't blowing it up and stretching it out to that degree give you a headache?  (I'm serious, not intending to be sarcastic.)

G.

Sounds to me as if we don't have a trailer simply because this is how Tim Burton works.  And presumably whatever studio signs him on has to agree to a contract that gives him ironclad control over matters that are usually handled by committees of suits.

Kind of amazing that he can get away with stuff such as this in the current day and age.  Last of the mavericks?

G.

I know it's very literal of me but I am an old fan and I keep thinking, "Why does Angelique have Carolyn's hair?" lol.

Of course, Chloe Moretz is too young in this redaction to have Carolyn's hair.

I am thinking of doing a separate thread here on Humor in Dark Shadows.  I am fascinated by how a lot of fans on the Net react to it.  I laugh all the time when I watch the show.  Does that make me "not a real fan"?

G.

That's a great painting.

G.

The French poster feels as if it is for a sequel to V is for Vendetta.

I agree however that this may be rockin' for French sensibilities. 

As for the US poster--who knows?

G.

My God, Janet, that's ... MONSTROUS.

*feline smile*  It is meant to be!

Are you sure you aren't related to a certain Nicholas Blair?

G.

Those are wonderful ideas, Claude.  Some more:

Scarf, Gloves and Handbag 101:  the Julia Hoffman school of feminine comportment.  Bring a pair of your favorite gloves for the hands-on stretch and stroke part of the workshop.

Wigs, Wiglets and Witchery:  from Cassandra to Mrs. Sky Rumson: one Witch's Coiffure

Not My Bag:  the art of concealing a pistol in your favorite shopping confection, with notes from Elizabeth Collins Stoddard

G.

Maybe the Festival committee is waiting for Tim Burton to release his trailer so they can decide whether or not to invite Johnny Depp to the event?

And maybe it's time for fans who feel sufficiently motivated to do so to start organizing their own event.  I know there is already one in Connecticut somewhere or other...

G.