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Messages - The Ghost of Sarah Collins

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"After being allowed into Jeff's room, Vicki was shocked to discover that Jeff was filling a suitcase with _Previously worn pantyhose_, which he had surely stolen from _Her previously worn pantyhose drawer_!!!"

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Of course I know where babies come from! It's Like Barnabas told me, I'm a cabage patch kid.

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"One of Nicholas' favorite ways to amuse himself was to hypnotize lawyers and to make them dance the _Hula Hula_."

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Vicky: Roger, the only way I'll take that on as one of my regular duties is if you give me a sizable raise.  It is simply not in the standard job description of a governess to _Nurse, Coddle, Pamper and Bathe my charges Daddy, but I'll do it_!

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 "While taking a casual stroll through the woods, Julia was stunned to see something she'd hoped she would never see in her life: _Being upstaged by a Tree_!!!"

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A: "You must either construct one mate after another for me Doctor, for the rest of your life, until one likes me, or else _let me get to second base with you and be my girlfriend_!"
J: "I didn't realize I had that other option!"

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"Nicholas cheekily warned Julia that she couldn't possibly come into the house because _ Adam_ was right in the middle of _his ironing day and his suit was next_!"

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"Julia felt that she had put up with it for far too long, and so she finally confronted Willie over his nasty habit of...Always asking her to perform his favorite exam by saying... "I want to turn my head and cough!!"

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NB: "So what of my idea of a romantic evening is a nice gourmet meal, and then to sacrifice the girl and send her to Hell?  I'll pay for everything, don't worry!"
Eve: "_Been there, done that_!"

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V: "Hmmm... "Get out of jail free"... now I find one of these!"
Jeff/Peter offscreen: "_You were not in Jail Vickie, you were goal, and they don't make that kind of card_!"

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Set Up:
Fill in the Blank.
  Dr. Julia Hoffman: But I was careful Willie, as careful as any semi normal doctor in search of fame and glory.

  Willie: Oh yeah, so you just ________ it all didn't ya.

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Roger: "Come and feel my face!  It's like the most amazing thing!  I'm so wasted!"
Vicki: "I don't understand!  You only _slept all day and woke up_ five minutes ago!"

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The Countess DuPres had decided to simply relax in her armchair, for the cards had told her that _All she need do for a good time and interesting life would be to toss her arms and feet into the air, the Countess was excited to follow the cards advice_.

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"Maggie was terrified to her very soul after learning from Willie that Barnabas no longer wanted to make her his vampire bride - he now wanted her to be... His permanent house guest, Collinwood had Julia so the Old House would have her, even if she was to be kept a secret."

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 "Catherine immediately covered her eyes when Morgan walked into the room because she could no longer bear to see...His incredibly clueless expression written all over his face."