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Messages - McTrooper

1
Thank you Hehe  [santa_smiley] I forgot about this one and now I NEED to come up with other ways to include “ if you’d like I can glue a potato to your face” lol  [santa_grin]

2
Hehe thank you Mysterious Benefactor  [santa_smiley]

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Rodger:  You see that ship, finest in the Collins Cannery Fleet.

Matthew:  I think that’s actually a dinghy or a life boat. 

4
I was thinking more of a mark up for getting a secret delivery, but  . . . Hmm  . . .  Maybe mayonnaise made with duck or quail eggs with other premium ingredients.  I suppose it might be too early to avoid upsetting Mrs. Johnson with store bought mayonnaise. 

I can admit to licking the mayonnaise butter knife, but I don’t think I’ve gone for a spoonful on its own myself.  I suppose with Duke Mayonnaise that’s more tempting though. 

5
Elisabeth:  Now Victoria I know this is unusual, but we’ve brought the Sheriff here to teach you how to hogtie someone in case David gets a little out of control or if you need to kidnap someone for us. 

Victoria:  Actually I’m already certified through the Founding Home for that.  I didn’t quite finish the racketeering certificate though, but I’m sure I could learn on the job. 

6
Victoria:  So I watched gone with the wind and you might need some new curtain because the old ones are sleeveless now. 

7
Sheriff Patterson: Frank you’re under arrest for excessive blandness and lack of character development

8
brush their teeth or clean their feathers before visiting the station

9
Victoria:  Can I offer you a cup of sedatives  . . . I mean tea? 

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Frank:  So you were named after the season that they found you in?  Would’ve been weird if they found you in the spring.  Victoria Springs.  Sounds like antique furniture parts. 

10
Hehe Uncle Roger ^_^  [santa_smiley]

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tea pots _ to _ Rodger for when he decides to drink less openly

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records _ to _ Carolyn to jam to with her accordion that she thinks is a secret

11
Hehe patrickm  [santa_smiley] Very clever

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whenever David finally left her alone

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Victoria:  I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt your make out session.  I was just coming to check the napkins for clues to who my birth mother is. 

Elisabeth:  I just had something in my eye and if you’d have Asked I’d let you know it’s Diana Ross dear. 

13
Elisabeth:  David you don’t need a pet fish.  Do you really want to see this face everyday?

14
Hehe dom ^_^  [santa_smiley]

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Burke:  Here’s that exotic candy from the far east I told you about.   . . . Wait  . . . Where did my antique marble collection go?


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Hehe  [santa_smiley] [santa_cheesy] Thank you

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suddenly spotted __ the Logansport Loogie a High School Mascot _____ down in the street outside the Collinsport Inn!!"

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a parade for bellybutton day

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a person surfing on a wave of molasses

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