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Current Talk '15 II / Re: Moltke/Scott, House Of Dark Shadows
« on: October 03, 2015, 02:41:23 AM »
I think Curtis would've continued with the Maggie/Josette scenario.  Moltke would've been a considerate character, helping to solve the mystery.  HoDS, being so close to the series, would've stuck with the canon.  After not understanding for so long, she would finally understand and send Jeff off to the rescue.  How it turned into Vicki being Josette with '91 is beyond me (and '04).  Thank goodness Tim Burton stuck with the canon - Maggie Evans was Josette; "Victoria Winters" was a "fictional" character.

Gerard

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Current Talk '15 II / Re: Laura 1785/1897
« on: September 30, 2015, 02:59:52 AM »
The writers, of course, should've done a bit more research.  In the 1897 storyline having Laura showing up, instead of having her been the first husband of Jeremiah, they could've made her the husband of another Collins (make someone up, like Noah or Able or whatever Collins) that Barnabas would've remembered.  Continuity is simple when one just takes a second to think.

Gerard

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Caption This! - 1970 Parallel Time / Re: Episode #0977
« on: September 30, 2015, 12:33:27 AM »
Roger:  "Liz, do you want to continue being the poor relations, dependent upon Quentin?  We should strike out on our own, maybe become a singing sibling act.  You can be a little bit country; I can be a little bit rock-and-roll."

Gerard

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Caption This! - 1970 Parallel Time / Re: Episode #0975
« on: September 26, 2015, 12:52:11 AM »
Carolyn Loomis:  "Uncle Roger, I live in my own mansion with a quasi-successful author.  I've got my trust fund set up by Cousin Quentin and use it wisely.  I can afford my own brandy.  There you go.  I win."

Gerard

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Caption This! - 1970 Parallel Time / Re: Episode #0975
« on: September 25, 2015, 02:22:18 AM »
RT Roger:  "In this time, I'm dependent on my sister who rules the roost and basically holds the purse strings, but I get free booze.  In that time, I'm totally dependent on my cousin and don't have a dime to my name but I get free booze.  I think I'm going to move to Pine Valley."

Gerard

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I don't ever recall TCBS ever doing a spoof of any classic horror movies or TV shows, other than passing comments incorporated into a skit.  I wish it would have. 

Anyone else here remember another classic TCBS blooper (and, again, they just kept the cameras rolling and incorporated into the broadcast) in a skit based on a Garland-Rooney movie (put on a "show" in a barn to save the day) as Carol Burnett was singing and the horse behind her started to do its business?  A stage-hand had to quickly dress in a "country" costume and go behind her with a bucket to clean it up.  The audience started to roar in laughter and at first Ms. Burnett thought it was because of her number but realized it was something more and turned around and saw what was going on.  All characterization ended as she broke down in hysterical laughter herself.  She asked the stagehand:  "Is he through?"  Then she called out to the director:  "Should we pick it up from #1 or #2?"  Like with DS, those were the days of wonderful, on-the-cuff TV.  You don't see that anymore today.  The closest was when Hot In Cleveland broadcasted a few episodes live and when things didn't work out as intended the actresses/actors had to just go with the flow and ad-lib and they turned away from the cameras to not be seen cracking up.

Gerard

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Caption This! - Leviathans / Re: Episode #0974
« on: September 23, 2015, 12:31:17 AM »
Sabrina:  "I'm not sure; we're both pretty good looking.  You're married to a witch; I'm going out with a werewolf.  Do you really think ABC will pick up the idea as an option for a sitcom?"

Gerard

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I'm surprised TCBS never did a spoof-skit of DS, since our beloved soap was so outrageously popular at the same time.  They could've called is "Dank Shadows" or some-such.  Ms. Burnett would've been great as "Dr. Coughman;"  couldn't you see Harvey Korman playing "Blunderous Collins?"  And Tim Conway as the bumpstead "Nillie" (causing Korman to crack up).

Who remembers when the classic Eunice-and-Mamma skit aired when Tim Conway started to adlib about the siamese elephants?  They just kept the cameras rolling and did air it.

Gerard

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Caption This! - 1970 Parallel Time / Re: Episode #0972
« on: September 20, 2015, 08:54:12 PM »
Eliot:  "Remember, Barnabas, if you decide to go to that band of time, you might find yourself in cultural shock.  There may be no SS Kresges stores, no McDonald's, the Edsel might be the most successful car, and the Dupont Network might still be on TV.  And no Beatles.  Have you thought about that?"

Gerard

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Caption This! - 1970 Parallel Time / Re: Episode #0972
« on: September 20, 2015, 08:49:38 PM »
Willie:  "You mean in that band of time I'm a quasi-successful, basically financially secure author married into the wealth of the Collins family?  So what am I doing staying here with you losers?"

Gerard

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Caption This! - Leviathans / Re: Episode #0972
« on: September 19, 2015, 08:06:12 PM »
Carolyn:  "Slower, Jeb, slower!  The zipper's caught on my navel ring!"

Gerard

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Caption This! - 1970 Parallel Time / Re: Episode #0972
« on: September 19, 2015, 08:03:01 PM »
Barnabas:  "The Life and Death of Barnabas Collins.  Hmm.  So in that time I married Josette, had a son, and was in charge of cargo loading on the Collins' ships.  Wow, how thrilling.  150 pages of, well, total boredom.  I think I should stay a vampire."

Gerard

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Caption This! - 1970 Parallel Time / Re: Episode #0971
« on: September 18, 2015, 02:14:19 AM »
William:  "A copy of Dolls of the Valley by Susan Jacqueline.  Someday, yes someday, I'll be as successful an author as her."

Gerard

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Caption This! - 1970 Parallel Time / Re: Episode #0970
« on: September 12, 2015, 08:38:25 PM »
Julia:  "Barnabas, can you hear me?  Please, you can't stay in that time band!  There's no coffin for you and you forgot to take a change of underwear!"

Gerard

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Caption This! - 1970 Parallel Time / Re: Episode #0970
« on: September 12, 2015, 01:13:05 AM »
Barnabas (thinking):  "How is it possible, in that band of time, that My Mother the Car remains the highest rated show while The Mary Tyler Moore Show was canceled after just three episodes?"

Gerard