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Current Talk '05 I / Re: DS Dictionary
« on: April 08, 2005, 09:04:25 PM »
Nougnougnoug  : Nonsensical utterance by a Doctor being scared by a rat on a string.


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lol arashi    good one  ;D

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Maggie: Pssssssssst, Vicki, look at those feet, they are huge, she could start her own vineyard.
Vicki: I heard in college she was known as kangaroo Hoffman.

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Jennings: Look at me Jooooolia look at me, am i not the best mannequin you have ever seen??

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Current Talk '05 I / Re: April Fools
« on: April 02, 2005, 01:17:46 AM »
In a fit of insane rage, Dr. Lang saws off Julia Hoffmans head and attaches it to the creature. The unfortunate thing is( for Barnabas ) is that the new Julia has a reamped desire for her main man...

B:  Why Julia, what do you mean crawling into my bedlike this??

J:  I can no longer hide my feelings for you.

B:  This is highly inappropriare and i think that you shou....( ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH)!!!

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Picture of Josette: HEY ass, going for Vickie  i see, even after you totally screwed up with Maggie Evans. And if i ever hear you say again how Maggie looks like me i am coming out of this pic and kicking your ass... Now start a fire, im cold!

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Willie: Make fun of me will they, we will see how Barnabas likes it when my stink bomb goes off at noon in his coffin...And when the good Doctor cannot find her little black bag of tricks!

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Caption This! - Night of Dark Shadows / Re: Night of Dark Shadows
« on: March 26, 2005, 06:01:28 AM »
Flash forward to the year 2030. During a seance at Collinwood, the ghost of Kurt Cobain has been summoned by David Collins the 3rd...

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Caption This! - Night of Dark Shadows / Re: Night of Dark Shadows
« on: March 26, 2005, 05:48:25 AM »
Quentin: Cover your wine glass my dear, my friend, the invisible man, is taking a leak.

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B: Oh my aching back, mmmmph, 170 years in a coffin cant be good, please get Dr. Hoffman!

V: I dont understand.

And lol at countess response.

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Caption This! - Night of Dark Shadows / Re: Night of Dark Shadows
« on: March 25, 2005, 03:33:13 AM »
Q: Oh god, there she goes with that Petula Clark crap again....Jenkins, tell Carlotta to bring in the sedatives.

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Current Talk '05 I / Re: Will the REAL Angelique please stand up!
« on: March 15, 2005, 01:57:25 AM »
Very well said Countess and Professor....There is no way in Hades i could ever have had feelings for her, except pure hatred and rage, and to top it off, when you think you have killed her by burning her up, she returns to torment again [madan]   If i was Barnabas, i wouldnt have had Sam Evans doctoring up that painting of Angelique, i would have had enormous pleasure  "making over" the _itch   ;D

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Caption This! - The Werewolf-Quentin's Ghost / Re: Episode #0659
« on: February 27, 2005, 06:09:02 PM »
J:  Barnabas, you stepped in shit again..

B:  I am gonna kill that ass wolfman if i get my hands on him.

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Caption This! - The Return of Laura / Re: Episode #0166
« on: February 13, 2005, 02:39:46 AM »
Sam:  Cassandra said it worked for her, maybe i can get it to work for me on Mrs. Johnson   >:D

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B: I told you not to get breast implants, now look at you, it looks like some kind of fungus is growing on one of them, right thru your nightgown!

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