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Messages - MaggieEvans

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MR: "And now here he is, fresh from an appearance at Zanies, he-e-e-ere's Evan!!"
EH: "Hey there ladies and germs, sorry 'bout the eye, but didn't I say I'd keep an eye out for ya?!"

92
MR: "Posing for your statue already, Meester Trassk?"
GT: "Actually I'm afraid to move! I had some bad Taco bell earlier and, well, let's just say that you might not want to step into the foyer until it airs out."

93
"Magda felt that sprinkling Mrs. Dash on the Hand of Count Petofi would surely help to make it not need so much salt."

94
Set-up:
Ed: "This is one crazy-ass piece of furniture, Judith!   The people in town will think we're weirdos!"
J: "We're sitting in this chair, or whatever it is, until ABC brings back my Dark Shadows!"

95
... he's too sexy for his shirt.

96
... most likely to not be able to go for 5 minutes without SOMETHING happening.

97
Judith always lost her molecular cohesion whenever Carl rocked her world!

98
Happy Birthday, John!! You'll always give me the Willies!

99
Carl: "Please Pansy, we're married now! Atleast let me get to 2nd base with you!"
Pansy: "Sure Love! Right after monkey's fly out my backside!"

100
Carl: "..and so you see Judith, that's how I think the CIA might have been involved in Pansy's assassination. "
Judith: "Carl, this isn't gonna be like the time you thought the FBI was responsible for you waking up with wedgies, is it?"

101
"Wasting no time, Barnabas turns on the charm upon meeting a fresh new young lady in town. Unfortunately, unknown to him, she is immune to his Super Sucker Power Pucker."

(Yes, I just made that up.)

102
Magda: "Whad? Gypsy women good enough for Quentin but ain't for little Carl?"
Carl: "I'll have you know, that I prefer my ladies a little on the trashy side, but DANG woman!!"

103
*finding her perfect number on her new sleep number bed*

104
Magda: "Well you did it again, mister-can't-keep-my-fangs-in-my-mouth, I hope you're proud of yourself!"
Barnabas: "Now, I hardly think I am to blame for the economic crisis. I mean, just because we're both blood suckers..."

105
"Willie couldn't get down the stairs fast enough after Barnabas once again threatened to 'whack his willie'."

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