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Messages - MaggieEvans

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"... his favorite freakish sexual position with Magda" "... research what "Donkey Show" meant."

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"Becoming a werewolf and have a date tonight" "some Nair."

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"Super Best Friends Forever club, but then they realized that they both hated Angelique... AWKWARD!"

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... Hello Kitty sexual toys and tea set.

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... the early warning signs of Redneck.

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"My inflatable girlfriend"

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"Oh good grief... how many more times do I have to hear his Bill Cosby impersonation?"

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Current Talk '09 I / Re: Let's talk about Elizabeth...
« on: June 03, 2009, 05:24:03 PM »
I can totally see that!

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*... your name. And while we're at it, do all gypsy women smell like olives?"

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Quentin: "Ooooooh yeah, right THERE! That's the spot!"
Hand of Count Petofi: "There?! No way! I don't know where that's been!"

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Barnabas: "YOU MUST DO AS I SAY! And your first order shall be to strip off all of your clothes! I need that police uniform for my grand scheme to resurrect The Village People!"

Or...

Barnabas: "YOU MUST DO AS I SAY! And your first order shall be to strip off all of your clothes! I need that police uniform for my grand scheme to fly to London and let George Michael proposition me in a nightclub bathroom!"

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Setup:

Evan - "Admit it, Trask. You were in my __________ playing with my _______________. You can't lie to me. It has your ___________ all over it!"

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Setup:
Judith - "Okay, now I've seen everything. I never thought I'd ever see __________ doing _________!!"

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"Now there's just one thing about this spell that I feel I must warn you about - either it will have the desired effect - or it will cause you to become a raging A-hole... I mean, you'll stay just like you are!!!"

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Werewolf:  "Grrr!! Rrr? Grrrrr. Grr...rr? Rrrrr!!!!  CRAP!!!!   Who taped up my eye holes? I can't see the teleprompter! How am I supposed to remember when to GRRR and when to RRRR?"

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