(Thinking) : Who would have thought some dumb book about a seagull  would have such a profound  affect on me.

As the 3 do gooders discuss their dinner plans, the spirit of Angelique decides on revenge against the meddling professor by taking things into her owns hands.   

As a patient at Wingcliffe for the last ten years, an obviously insane Haskell watches as Bucky Dent homers over the Green Monster sending the Red Sox down in flames and the Yanks to the World Series......................

Dorothy could make Barnabas forget all about Josette... Willie would not be so concerned with Maggie. Professor Stokes would not be as concerned about the occult..Nicholas would have a real good reason for getting sent to hell...Jeff Clark could really touch someone elses hair.  Adam would be smiling a lot more.  Dr. Hoffman wouldnt be so concerned with Barny..Roger.....well Roger would still be Roger......Liz would find the cottage irresistable after 20 years of being couped up...Madame Finley would not be looking for Quentins ghost.  Braithwaite would look 190 instead of 90...Vicki would undestand a lot more.  Sam Evans would never have gone blind.....................

I once worked(loose term) on  Gower  about a block North of Hollywood Blvd, as a drivers instructor, until i failed my driving test, passing a slow car over a double yellow line..   Hey, Waffle house and Walmart, now we are talking!!  Both 2 miles from where i live, and a Super Wally no less  

Julia :  I have found  it!  Barnabas, Carolyn, i see everyone in this Parallel Universe!  I am here!!

Barnabas : Doctor, you seem to have left something behind.  

Millicent :  Oh dear, there is a frightful odor about, do you recognize it Countess?

Countess : I have been recognizing it for a couple of hours now Millicent, that damn Ben asks me to dinner, and he has boiled eggs and beer waiting for me.