B: All right, I am 200 years old and can still get a cane on.

Findley: I am looking more and more like Karen Carpenter everyday. 

Barnabas :  Doctor, i thought you took a pulse reading on the wrist.

Julia :  I have my own procedure Barnabas, so can it.

I bet the owners of the local Chinese all you can eat buffet in Collinsport looked on in horror as they seen the 66 El Dorado pull up and seen the portly Professor getting out. They could only hope that he was heading for the local five and dime for school supplies instead of making a B line for their front door. But no such luck, and to their disbelief, there was that tall scarred up dude with him, wearing that wreaking green sweater that he had worn the first time he had come in. They remember that first time, the Professors "foreign" friend, and how singlehandedly he ate up all the profits for an entire week. They still recall this guy as the one that didnt just get plates of the chicken chow mein, that he took the entire tray from the table, and not being able to eat fast enough with a fork, just used his hands and shoveled it in with a goofy and gleeful expression on his face. They recall Stokes trying to get the fellow to slow down, but to no avail. The gorging, they recall, lasted a good 2 hours before they finally left, even the Professor looking a lot heavier than before he had entered. "Lock the door, lock the door, hurry up. Pull the curtains down". Just in time, as the Professors hand felt the resistance of a locked door, and the foreign guys cursing tirade finally subsided, they watched as the Caddy pulled out of the parking lot.    

WTG Penny Dreadful!  Brings me back to the days of Jeepers Creepers and Ghoulita in the Los Angeles local area.  Hopefully word will spread of your show and syndication will come along, and with all the terrible stuff on  cable and regular tv, we could use a witty show that will show some of the old B horror movies.. I got first dibs on your first movie "The crawling eye"!

Mrs. Johnson : Wadr  Wadr

Mrs. Stoddard  : Cottonmouth again Mrs. Johnson?? Stay away from Willies stash, its bunk!

There is one scene from 1897 that is a good one...Angelique has failed to get the Amulet from Aristede,so Barny tries his luck....Aristede hears rustling in the bushes and B appears, i think they exchange "Who are yous"??  then Barnabas out of the blue comes up with "I would gladly go, but you will not let me" or something to that affect...  Watch Aristedes face go directly for the cue cards, i am sure he is thinking  "where the heck did he come up with that line"??

Barnabas would wonder what Josette had done to piss off the powers that be on the other side.