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Messages - Nelson Collins

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...loved having men with beards kiss him gently on the left side of his head.

Dang, Magnus!  Another literal LOL.  I'd be ROFL too if I didn't have a cat in my lap!

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"Maggie, please unlock the door and let me in - I promise this time I'll even let you wear the leash!"

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Caption This! - 1897 / Re: Episode #0799
« on: February 16, 2007, 01:55:22 PM »
Charity: Quentin, you sure are trying to lure me into the ways of sin. First you tempt me with yourself and now you're tempting me with spirits! My father would never approve!

(a beat)

Charity: (whispers) lock the door...

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Caption This! - Leviathans / Re: Episode #0940
« on: February 16, 2007, 01:52:29 PM »
Everyone knew the party was over, when they realized Quentin's drunken ramblings weren't about Mrs. Johnson's son as they had thought at first....
Literally LOL

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Vicki:  Oh, no!  Burke!  You're the Collinsport Flasher???

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Thanks for the heads up MD!

Roger: Cassandra, I hesitate to ask, but where does that coat plug in?

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Caption This! - 1897 / Re: Episode #0722
« on: February 15, 2007, 11:38:32 PM »
Carl: (thinking) This place gives me the willies..... (aloud) heh heh heh, the Willies, that's funny..... wait a minute, why is that funny?

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Games / Re: The Dark Shadows Alphabet Game
« on: February 15, 2007, 09:03:42 PM »
I is for "I want you."  Quentin to Beth - his price to stop looking for Jenny
[spoiler]so he can kill her.[/spoiler]

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Julia:  Don't be a square, daddyo. Tune in and drop out, baby...

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OH NO!  I'm completely out ......... of SEDATIVES!!!!!!!!

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Current Talk '07 I / Re: Did they or didn't they?
« on: February 15, 2007, 08:11:16 PM »
I get the impression that that never happened!
I wondered that too. I know Roger did say that they had never taken a honeymoon. I can't imagine Roger being sucha a wuss that he would have done the deed at least once in all the time they were married.

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(This comment moved to Current Talk '07 topic "Did they or didn't they?"):
... I can't imagine Roger being sucha a wuss that he would have done the deed at least once in all the time they were married.

But, having said that....
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Roger:  When are you going let me find out if the carpet matches the drapes?

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Barnabas was shocked when Jason confidentially revealed that Willie likes to do the housework in the nude.

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Sam:  Betty Hascombe's boobs came out to here!...

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Willie:  Don't make me angry - you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.