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Calendar Events / Announcements '02 I / Re: Dark and soapy
« on: June 23, 2002, 02:44:25 PM »
Doesn't Days of Our Lives now have a ghost in it?  I don't watch it, but I read a mention of it in a TV Guide.

Gerard

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Current Talk '02 I / Re: Malpractice
« on: June 22, 2002, 08:33:29 PM »
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Okay....where do I file the malpractice complaint?  Whom do we tell about Julia Hoffman's complete lack of professionalism?

There's an unconcious man on the floor....SHE comments that she's not sure if he'll LIVE!!!

And then proceeds to have a long chat with Barnabas about Adam and Vicky and running away together.  ::)

And THEN she goes to have a chat with Vicky, while Willie and Barnabas dither about taking Joe to the hospital and who does Maggie love, and 'why are you always so mean to me', and AAARRRGGGGGG!!!....I could just smack all of them.

I know, I know....this goes on all the time.  But today's episode, with poor Joe just lying there on the floor (they DID put a pillow under his head!  :P) was particularly appalling.
Rainey


Actually, Dr. Hoffman was following SOP in order to PREVENT a malpractice lawsuit.  All she would have to do is provide a misdiagnosis, accidentally scratch him with her watch while checking for a pulse, or give him a crick in the neck from lifting his head, and Mr. Haskell is on his way to easy-street.  Well, his trial-lawyer actually, who would take the major portion of the award.  Joe would have enough left-over to by a used 1961 Rambler.

Gerard

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Current Talk '02 I / Re: What would you want in yours?
« on: June 22, 2002, 05:16:56 AM »
For me, it'll hafta be my massive collection of nautical collectibles stuff.  And then my DS collectibles:  my Marilyn Ross novels, the comic books, the DS soundtrack album, the DS game (sans fangs).  It took me too long to amass that stuff, so I intend to take it with me.

Gerard

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Congratulations, and make sure you save each one of us a piece of cake from the party!

Gerard

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Current Talk '02 I / Re: What a cheap shot
« on: June 20, 2002, 06:24:01 PM »
I grew up watching it, Ben, in b&w, too, and I imagine that in the grey shades of b&w, many of the effects did appear to be so much better than in color.  I remember the first season of "Lost In Space" was also in b&w, and the special ef-ex were of far greater quality in appearance than the ones used in the next two color seasons.

On Dark Shadows, there were also some ef-ex scenes of exceptional quality.  The one of Josette's ghost walking out of her portrait comes to mind.  It was flawless.  And just the other day, the ghost of Rev. Trask appearing in place of (superimposed over) his skeleton was also very well done, considering they had to line up the blue screen precisely with the zig-zag outline of the bricks.  It matched perfectly.

Like I said in my previous post, even many of today's special f-x are not without their problems.  Many of the computer-generated ones look absolutely phoney, like animation.  Some are well done, others are not.  I remember when the updated American version of "Godzilla" came out a few years ago.  I've always been a big Godzilla fan, but that movie put me right to sleep.  Furthermore, whenever they used the computer generated giant iguana (they made Godzilla a radiation-mutated iguana!), it looked about as real as the cartoon penguins that danced with Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke in "Mary Poppins".  However, when they utilized the good, old-fashioned miniature puppet in certain scenes, it looked real.

Gerard

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Current Talk '02 I / Re: What a cheap shot
« on: June 20, 2002, 02:06:03 PM »
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That shot of Nicholas and Cassandra wasn't the best, but it certainly beat the scene from 1897 when Laura, Tim, and Nora are fleeing the fire at Worthington Hall.  I think the crew must have set a cardboard house on fire and made the actors run past it.  Perhaps the house was supposed to be in the distance, and that's why it was out of proportion.

I was going to mention that one as my favorite "cheese"!  Actually, when I first saw that scene as a kid, it looked so realistic to me, which indicates how "cutting edge" such ef-ex were at that time.  Today, of course, we're almost "de-sensitized" from movie to movie, or from program to program.  I was not a fan of the first chapter of the Star Wars movies that came out a couple of years ago, one of the reasons being the special ef-ex.  All those computer-generated things (especially that annoying rabbit-duck creature) looked like pure animation to me, as if I was watching a sequel to Roger Rabbit.  

And even some things they do today are no different from the "cutting edge" of Dark Shadows.  A friend of mine watches "Passions", so I see clips of it every once in a while.  There is this disembodied head which talks to the woman playing the witch who starred in "Nanny and the Professor".  It looks absolutely no different from the disembodied heads and other anatomical parts we saw on DS more than 30 years ago.  It's just a superimposed, two-dimensional thing and nothing more.

Gerard

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Current Talk '02 I / Re: Nicholas Blair..that's my Brother.
« on: June 19, 2002, 11:01:54 PM »
I'm surprised he was never a congressman - or better yet, a lobbyist.

Gerard

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Current Talk '02 I / Re: Normality
« on: June 17, 2002, 05:24:20 AM »
Do you wonder if, when Julia and Barnabas were motoring around, they had the radio on?  I'm just picturing them driving along, singing to the Dave Clark Five.

Gerard

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Current Talk '02 I / Re: kls fans
« on: June 16, 2002, 03:47:37 PM »
Best screamer?  Over all, definitely Nancy Barrett.  But, the best single scene scream goes to Clarice Blackburn as Auntie Abigail when she saw her nephew rise from that casket.

Gerard

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Current Talk '02 I / Re: Normality
« on: June 16, 2002, 03:41:31 PM »
Reading the newspaper, "The Collinsport Star".  It did seem like a rather large paper, however, for such a pitzy town.  Usually Roger was the one reading it (probably the stock reports and Ann Landers).  I also liked watching Mrs. Johnson going around dusting things.  And, of course, Carolyn doing the bee-bop to the juke box at the Blue Whale.  Then there's Maggie - beautiful, gorgeous, lovely Maggie - at the Evans home, ALWAYS bringing out coffee.  She must've had Juan Valdez locked up in the kitchen - lucky Juan!

Gerard

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Current Talk '02 I / Re: In the Name of the Father / a poll
« on: June 16, 2002, 03:34:44 PM »
POSSIBLE SPOILER.............

Both of my awards go to 1970PT.  Quentin Collins wins for Best Dad.  It just seemed to me that he had a loving relationship with his son Daniel; that photo in Mrs. Angelique Collins' bedroom of pop and son together set the stage for that.  Professor Timothy E. Stokes gets the nod for worst old-man.  True, look at all he did for his lovely daughter Angelique, but what did Daddie Dearest do for his other daughter Alexis?  Parents, in moments of frustration, will say:  "I'm going to kill that kid", but he was being more than just figurative.

Gerard

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Current Talk '02 I / Re: Who Is Nicholas Blair?
« on: June 15, 2002, 11:45:09 PM »
Rumor has it that Nicholas Blair had a stint as publicity manager for Michael Jackson.  That would explain a lotta things.

Gerard

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Calendar Events / Announcements '02 I / Re: Vampire/creature movies?
« on: June 15, 2002, 11:42:48 PM »
I would have to say my favorite (because it was so faithful to the book) was the BBC 1978 Louis Jordan miniseries "Dracula".  I always thought it was way too difficult to make a film version of Stoker's novel because it is too long and complex to be shoved into two-to-three hours.

Since we've brought up Stephen King, I would have to say that my favorite theatrical version of his works is "Carrie" (Sissy Spacek and Piper Laurie did marvelous jobs and earned their Oscar nominations), and my favorite TV miniseries adaptation would have to be "The Stand".

Gerard

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Calendar Events / Announcements '02 I / Re: What is "good horror"?
« on: June 15, 2002, 11:35:41 PM »
I remember "Crowhaven Farm", but if my memory serves me correct (which it often doesn't), I think the location of the town was out west, possibly in California, not in New England.  It's actual name was San Melas; it was where the descendents of the Salem witches eventually settled (hence "Melas" being "Salem" when seen in the rear-view mirror).

Gerard

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Calendar Events / Announcements '02 I / Re: "Bad" Horror
« on: June 15, 2002, 12:42:39 AM »
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Dear Fellow Dark Shadows Fans,

Oh my god, this is so funny!!!  I think Mark Rainey has provided the definitive and most complete list of truly bad (read good) stinkers!

Sincerely,

Bob the Bartender, a big fan of "Ghidrah, The Three-Headed Monster," and "The Devil's Rain," starring that master of subdued and sophisticated acting, the one and only William Shatner, the Noel Coward of his generation!


And don't forget that other paragon of cool who also appeared in that devilishly rainy movie, Bob, the one, the only John Travolta.

Gerard