I am given to understand that we see Barnabas pick his nose in #636...

lol  yes, its coming up scout, but i would say its a cross between a pick and a flick, not really a probe for a booger, more like he has an itch inside his nose

as someone mentioned earlier, a cell phone would have been handy for barnabas after the ghost of trask sealed him up in the wall. and david sure could have used one locked in that mauseoleum.. i wonder if barnabas could have used his when william h loomis locked him in the coffin in 1970 pt, and called julia in regular time? and when julia buried the barnster alive after she thought he had died...love to hear that converation.  
julia...hello
barnabas...hello julia, guess who this is?
julia...omg,barnabas???
barnabas.....yes, julia, its me, i was just lying around, thought i would call you and ask how all that fresh air and sunlight is where you are.
julia.....%#&*  i thought you were dead, where are you?
barnabas....DUH, i will give you one guess.
julia...ok barnabas, i will be there in a few minutes, have to take care of davids stubbed toe first
barnabas...sure julia, take your time, i am sure there is plenty of air in this sealed coffin...$#&*(&%$ it julia, get your ass over here NOW, and get me the heck out of this ^$$&&  coffin!!!  i will be, not laying here, accepting this!!!
julia....oh barnabas, dont get your panties in a wad, its not that bad.
barnabas.....NOT THAT BAD!!!!???  *&%#&*((^$%*
julia....you are breaking up barnabas, i will see you in a bit. (julia exits collinwood, with big smirk on her face)

i guess the stairway, as long as it took me to where i wanted to be at that time...and when and where would be very important....the morning of sept 11 in boston maybe, to do what i could...so many dates to choose from....in dallas on 11-22-63 just to see whether there was another shooter, same with Lincoln killing, shoot booth before he got to lincoln, also some time in 1967, so i could secretly place a smoke bomb in the coffin barnabas uses, and set it off as the cameras are rolling  )

todays episodes as she is wearing that wedding dress!! wow, was it cold in there or what?  

I like to play the part of the cat (Joshua under Angelique's spell) in 1795 or the DS Fly with no lines...Getting the spotlight and never having to worry about reading the teleprompter!

lol  playing the fly would be a great roll, but i would be more annoying than the flies we have seen. and sensing barnabas is nervous already, i would give him no peace, continuously buzzing them bangs of his, and i wouldnt be no ordinary sized fly, maybe the size of a bumblebee....Also, i wouldnt mind playing willie in a scene with Barny, or perhaps Roger, and i would deliberately mess up some of my lines, not bad though, maybe skip a line or 2, or say a couple of his lines, and watch him stumble    would serve him right, cause he sure has put others thru that very mess  

after getting a treatment from "the hand" i believe evan hanley, with, once again, a protruding eyeball, takes a load off his feet in that chair

L...........O............R............I..............AAAAAAAAAAAA.........G L O R I A ( much apologies to the band "them" for wiping out their song).....Gloria Winters?