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Messages - Gerard

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Current Talk '07 I / Re: Collinwood floor plans
« on: March 21, 2007, 12:20:56 PM »
Yes, I have that book, Vlad!  It came out in the nineties; the title slips my mind.  The author created floor plans of various homes and establishments as he visualized them from classic TV shows, such as Bewitched, Leave It to Beaver, I Love Lucy, Lost In Space, Gilligan's Island, The Andy Griffith Show, etc.  (regarding the latter, he even had a street map of Mayberry).  It's a fun book.

Gerard

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Current Talk '07 I / Re: Collinwood in a Porno Movie?????
« on: March 19, 2007, 03:21:43 AM »
Aw, shucks - thank you, Midnite!  If anyone wants to see, just look through the old archives of my photos from the 2003 Brooklyn DS Fest.  Fully clothed, of course.

Gerard

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Current Talk '07 I / Re: Collinwood in a Porno Movie?????
« on: March 19, 2007, 01:16:44 AM »
can we see some pics of you in your trunks?

What trunks?  There's nothing left of them!

Gerard

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Current Talk '07 I / Re: Collinwood in a Porno Movie?????
« on: March 18, 2007, 11:35:51 PM »
Lori, these are all 70s & early 80's porn stars.
Anyone familiar with them, as MB & I obviously are( ::))
will see the humor in these castings.

One of my jobs is as an adaptive aquatics instructor; i.e., I teach cognitively disabled people how to swim.  A few weeks ago, while I was conducting a class, with the pool filled with other classes and the deck lined with spectators, parents, etc., I jumped out of the pool and my swim suit, ravaged by years of being submerged in hyper-chlorinated water, completely disintegrated in the front, and my towel was way at the opposite end.  So there I was, trying to hold close what little flaps of material, along with my dignity, was left to get to it.  All I could say to the laughing-hysterically fellow staff members was:  "I feel like a has-been seventies' porn star."

Gerard

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Current Talk '07 I / Re: Collinwood in a Porno Movie?????
« on: March 18, 2007, 03:15:07 PM »
Hey, that may be a way to keep the franchise going.  With some talk about creating a musical version of DS, how about "The Best Little Whorehouse in Collinsport"?  Dolly Parton can play Angelique.

Gerard

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Current Talk '07 I / Re: Who did the best voiceovers?
« on: March 17, 2007, 02:56:39 PM »
I guess mine would have to be Thayer David.  His voice was so rich and regal.

Gerard

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Current Talk '07 I / Re: PT1841
« on: March 15, 2007, 03:46:45 AM »
I've had friends read them, Rosebud, but that's about it.  Some were big DS fans, but for me the ultimate test was to have friends who were not familiar with the show to see if they could understand what was going on and could associate.  That was particularly important with the first novel because one wants to reach as wide an audience as possible.  I had to do "flashback memories" of the characters and to my joy it worked.  One friend, not familiar with the show at all, said, after reading the first novel (the where-are-they-now set in 2000) he didn't want the story to end.  I was tickled pink.  The second novel, since it was set before the show started, stood out on its own with only references to what happened in 1897 (since two of the characters, Jamison and Nora, now adults, were central, as well as Carl, since the story was set before Barnabas went back and in time and, well, you know what happened when he did).  For me, my satisfaction, even after being disappointed when the HarperCollins series ended and the books would never see publication, was simply writing them, if only in first rough-draft form.

Gerard

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Current Talk '07 I / Re: In support of the Jason McGuire storyline.
« on: March 14, 2007, 12:00:38 PM »
Oh, all those wonderful subplots, most non-supernatural, during the first few seasons of the show!  There were so many of them, and the writers did have them simultaneously incorporate together, including with the supernatural elements, while at the same time they could stand alone.  Brilliant!  We had the "non-spooky" stories of Vicki searching for her parentage (with a blossoming romance with Frank, Jr.); which girl was going to get Burke (or which girl was Burke going to get); the falling apart of Joe and Carolyn's relationship and the development of Joe and Maggie's; what really happened in that hit-and-run accident involving Roger, Burke, Laura and Sam (and the incredible scene where the truth and resolution came out); the PEN - that PEN which ended up in more places than lost luggage on a United Airlines flight.  The only other inanimate objects which received almost as much attention were those paintings that Sam wanted back from Roger.

During those first few seasons, I wanted to know what was happening with each and every one of those subplots.  They were never enthralling and complex while never being confusing.  Sadly, as the show went more and more into the spooky realm, some of them were forgotten or tossed aside.  Eventually, few new ones saw the light of day.

Gerard

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Current Talk '07 I / Re: In support of the Jason McGuire storyline.
« on: March 14, 2007, 01:22:57 AM »
Even though DS had, by this time, definitely made the jump from its original concept as a gothic romance to a supernatural thriller, the Jason-Elizabeth storyline, devoid of any supernatural element (except where it crossed and melded, very successfully, with the arrival of Barnabas) was a way to keep the former elements.  I enjoyed the show when they did this; it kept it more subtle and "realistic."

Gerard

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Current Talk '07 I / Re: Collinwood floor plans
« on: March 13, 2007, 11:56:25 AM »
One of the Dark Shadows Alamanac books (a hard cover from the mid-nineties; I have a copy) has several floor plans of sets, from Collinwood, to the Old House, to the mausoleum, to a few others.  When you look at them, you see how incredibly packed together they were in the studio, literally what appears to be just inches from each other (probably a bit more separated than that, but not by much; a cruise ship bathroom has more space).

Gerard

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You're all certainly in my thoughts and best wishes, Mark!

Gerard

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Current Talk '07 I / Re: PT1841
« on: March 11, 2007, 03:53:37 PM »
I actually wrote two DS novels, back in the late '90's, in the hope that maybe they could've been part of the new HarperCollins series (and we know what happened to that).   One was called "The Watcher on the Hill," a where-are-they-now story set in the year 2000.  (Imagine Barnabas and Willie living happily in retirement in the Old House, now filled with electricity, plumbing, central heat and air, a satellite dish on the roof, and Barnabas surfing the Internet.)  The second, called "Occasion of Sin" was a massive, semi-historical epic (it ran over 500 pages) with a prologue set in 1918, the main story running from 1927 to 1949, and the epilogue set in 1967.  (We followed the characters not only in Collinsport, but also in Massachusetts [where Jamison Collins has a meeting with Joe Kennedy], to Philadelphia, to New York, to Los Angeles, to Paris.)  Though they will never see the publishing light of day, they sure were fun to write.

Gerard

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Current Talk '07 I / Re: Cancellation
« on: March 11, 2007, 03:39:48 PM »
From reading the memoirs of cast and staff members, I'm discerning that they were all just tired and wanted to move on.  It obviously was very hard work, harder than on any other soap.  After all they were doing stories that considered topics a bit more intense than a happless housewife trying to figure out if her husband is having an affair, or someone taking three years of lying in a hospital bed dying of a terminal disease.  You don't need a lot of creative writing, detailed costumes, complicated special effects or grandiose sets to do that.

Gerard

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I'm sending lotsa positive vibes Jackie's way!

Gerard

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Current Talk '07 I / Re: With all the talk about Barnabas heart??
« on: March 11, 2007, 04:45:58 AM »
I'm not so sure they didn't function.  We do know, at least in the DS world, that a vampire's heart beats (a few people heard it).  And they never said, or indicated, that Barnabas didn't eat or drink when he was in that delicate condition.  Obviously, he didn't need to, since a vampire only needs blood for sustenance, but I guess that doesn't mean he couldn't eat or drink.

Gerard