"he fell, only to be saved by a tree branch which, in the process, ripped out the front part of his hair, which never again grew back properly."

"for atleast a B cup!"

"that it'd have a head!"

"no more than 6 tattoos!"

"under 400 lbs!"

"finally having a non-incestuous panty raid"

"shorting her sheets...and then setting fire to them!"

"seeing how he looks in a sleeveless dress"

"throw hot coffee in the chatterbox's face!" 

"it's usually acid rain"

"he walks so slow on account of the ball & chain"

"sometimes the wolves get him first"

"he carries the food in his pants"

"she was being followed & filmed from afar"

"she was unwelcome here, by the way that the family kept changing the locks on the front door"

"David had set up another bucket full of lighter fluid to drop on her"

"Collinwood had no television"

"Matthew was her roommate"

"the family already had a death pool set up for her"

"a virgin sacrifice was needed to save the family's crops & everyone was looking at her"

"pillows aren't suppose to growl"

"she was sitting in a boiling pot, surrounded by small potatoes & being glazed with a light sauce"