Great, hilarious column!
Her lips looked nearly as bad as that skanky chick's they had on the U.S. version of What Not to Wear (yes, I watch reality TV. Deal with it ).
I think I know exactly who you mean. The Christina Aguilera-lookalike college ho from Florida? If she's any indication of our nation's youth, I shudder. I love this show but the BBC version is so much better, don't you think?
And modeling the dumb, young, Gothic governess attire, we have Maggie. I do think the up-do works for her and it's refreshing to see her in something that covers more than the top part of her upper thigh.
Yes, but that dress looked like a track suit without a bottom. The big floppy pockets over her breasts and the wide ribbed waistband. Fugly.
What on earth does the devoted Mrs. Rumson see in this dork?
I totally thought the same thing! He is not that great looking, as some on the boards have claimed, with those beady little eyes, and he is the worst actor on the show. Which is saying something. I could barely stand to listen to him. I kept imagining the other actors trying to stay in character but cringing at his every utterance. It's kind of mind-blowing when you realize that he actually went on to have some kind of career.
And when exactly was she happy at the Old House? Talk about selective memory.
LOL! Yeah and she actually says, "This is where it all started." Which was amazing because they're always going on and on about Martinique. And if you ask me, hot-sex-in-the-sand beats out tragic-unpleasant-string-of-events-that-winds-up-in-death-and-eternal-curse anyday.
Please hurry with your next installment!