Got the word for [the real] Ringo's tour for this summer, with Sheila E, Colin Hay [men at work] John Waite [babys] Paul Carrack [ace, squeeze, Mike and Mechanics] - get ready to hit the road with the Ringos!

Thu 07/24/03   Rama, ON  Casino Rama

Fri 07/25/03   Rama, ON  Casino Rama

Sat 07/26/03   Darien Center, NY  Darien Lake Six Flags P.A.C.

Sun 07/27/03   Boston, MA  FleetBoston Pavilion

Tue 07/29/03   New York, NY  Radio City Music Hall

Wed 07/30/03   Easton, PA  State Theatre

Thu 07/31/03   Uncasville, CT  Mohegan Sun Casino

Sat 08/02/03   Atlantic City, NJ  Trump Taj Mahal

Sun 08/03/03   Holmdel, NJ  P.N.C. Bank Arts Center

Tue 08/05/03   Westbury, NY  Westbury Music Fair

Wed 08/06/03   Westbury, NY  Westbury Music Fair

Fri 08/08/03   Grand Rapids, MI  Van Andel Arena

Sun 08/10/03   Detroit Lakes, MN  Soo Pass Ranch

Tue 08/12/03   Rosemont, IL  Rosemont Theatre

Wed 08/13/03   Atlanta, GA  Chastain Park Amphitheatre

Sat 08/16/03   Fort Myers, FL  Alico Arena @ Fl. Gulf Coast Univ.

Thu 08/21/03   Robinsonville, MS  Horseshoe Casino

Fri 08/22/03   Little Rock, AR  Riverfest Amphitheatre

Sat 08/23/03   Grand Prairie, TX  Next Stage At Grand Prairie

Mon 08/25/03   Albuquerque, NM  Sandia Casino Amphitheatre

Tue 08/26/03   Amarillo, TX  Amarillo Civic Center

Fri 08/29/03   Lake Tahoe, NV  Harrah's Tahoe

Sat 08/30/03   Las Vegas, NV  Hard Rock Hotel - The Joint

Sun 08/31/03   Redmond, WA  Marymoor Park

Tue 09/02/03   Jacksonville, OR  Britt Festivals @ Britt Pavilion

Thu 09/04/03   Saratoga, CA  Villa Montalvo Center For The Arts

Fri 09/05/03   Phoenix, AZ  Dodge Theatre

Sat 09/06/03   Universal City, CA  Universal Amphitheatre

Sun 09/07/03   San Diego, CA  Humphrey's

I  can see it in your eyes
You still despise the same old lines
You heard the night before
And though it's just a line to you
For me it's true
And never seemed so right before

I practice every day to find some clever
lines to say
To make the meaning come true
But then I think I'll wait until the evening
gets late
And I'm alone with you

The time is right
Your perfume fills my head
The stars get red
And oh the night's so blue


*****

I think I know what this means!!


 

No, but if you hum a few bars......

I think the note to the gypsy was an F Sharp.

It's 1 O'clock [Collinsport Standard Time]....do you know where your vampire is?

[TD was excellent today!!!]

Ringo, wondering who was the first to smite! :-

FREE BARNABAS!

Give us Bwodewick!

and a bikers hat
and leather shorts
and spiked heels
and a pooka shell necklace
and a big diamond pinky ring
and a belly button stud
and cheerleader socks
and an olympic skort
and a whole armload of those cheap little plastic bracelets you win at the carnival.

I didn't know Amanda was one of Wacojacko's incestors! [.....the feathered mask, in case ya need help with that one]

[Just got around to watching todays tape]

Cheers,
Ringo

A most interesting observation.

I know I have done this before, but not for a year!  I had no idea, when I woke up 39 years ago today, how different everything would be by the time I went to bed!

It's America's anniversary, thanks JPG&R.

cheers,
Ringo [not the real one!]

Just watched last nites/this mornings Black and White Overnight block on Game Show Network, and Little Joanie Bennett was on the Panel from a 1953 show.  [She looked about 22 years old!] I think this may have been the second show of IGAS ever, as Garry Moore was still explaining the concept of the show in detail.  I don't know if they are gonna show more of her on the panel - it seemed like GM was introducing her as a regular member of the panel [anybody know??] or if GSN will show them in order of orig appearance, but fans of JB may wanna set the VCR for GSN at 4am to 6am if ya wanna see more of a younger Joanie.   I will bump this show into my 'archives' if anyone wants a copy!.

cheers,
Ringo

p.s.  The guests secrets were: 1) I built a special coffin with a wake-up call device 2) I stayed in my home for 18 years [and found out later I didn't have to!] and 3) I married a so-called-Rev, and barfed on my wedding night.  Celeb guest: the ghost of Minerva Tra$h

[OK, I made the p.s. up, but JB really was on IGAS!]

It's too bad we cut to the commercial so quickly when Magda [in a wonderful performance] was giving some 'traveling advice' to the so-called-rev today:

Walk fast.....
Walk slow....
 [cut to commercial]

......what we missed:

Walk like a man, and Frankie Valli will overtake you;
Walk away, and Joe Walsh will overtake you:
Walk this way, and Steven Tyler will overtake you;
Walk to New Orleans, and Fats Domino will overtake you;
Walk on by, and Dionne Warwick will overtake you;
Run around Sue, and Dion will overtake you;
Run away, and Del Shannon will overtake you;
Run on empty, and Jackson Browne will overtake you;
Run scared, and Roy Orbison will overtake you,
Run through the jungle, and John Fogerty will overtake you;
and if you just try to Beat It, Michael Jackson will overtake you! [ the most scary horror of all!]


cheers,
Ringo

Jerry Lacy also turned in a great performance today, eh?
so did JK, what a hoot! [the dropping of the arm from behind the curtain remind me of Hitchc0ck] [can we say that??]
and .......yeah, yeah.......the Q-man looked good too!

and weather note, it is 8 bloody degrees here in Atlanta!
[global warming my a$$][and where are all those flashbacks I was promised???]