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Title: Episode #0673
Post by: Heather on April 26, 2005, 08:33:22 AM
 [speechless]
Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: Sandor on April 26, 2005, 06:00:15 PM
JULIA: Maggie's gone back to Wyndecliff, and Mrs. Stoddard has put me in charge of you and David. Now get upstairs and do your homework before I get trigger-happy.

AMY: I've heard of governesses without their estrogen before, but this is over the top, Dr. Hoffman!
Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: PennyDreadful on April 26, 2005, 06:55:20 PM
Julia: So kid... I overheard you tell David you thought Barnabas was "kind of cute."
Amy:  Um... I'm ten.
Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: CyrusL on April 26, 2005, 07:50:40 PM
Amy: Julia, I heard you and Barnabas talking, and I don't know much about guns but that looks like a 1937 Colt 38 Snub nose and Jesse James was killed by an 1875 Colt .45 revolver commonly known as the Peacemaker.
Julia: Damn Ebay!
 
Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: McTrooper on April 26, 2005, 07:53:08 PM
Julia:  This is a stick up.  Put all your cash, candy, and toys on the grown now.

Amy:  Your mean.  I don't want to play cops and ropers with you any more. 
Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: michael c on April 27, 2005, 12:33:13 AM
amy:"i asked you for GUM not a gun!"

julia:"sorry violet...i mean amy."
Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: ClaudeNorth on April 27, 2005, 04:38:51 AM
Announcer:  "Today on DARK SHADOWS, Amy Jennings learns that Julia Hoffman is not glad to see her."
Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: McTrooper on April 27, 2005, 06:28:29 AM
Quote from: ClaudeNorth on April 27, 2005, 04:38:51 AM
Announcer:  "Today on DARK SHADOWS, Amy Jennings learns that Julia Hoffman is not glad to see her."

That made me literally laugh out loud :)  the other posts are great too :)
Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: FireRose on April 28, 2005, 10:27:57 PM
Amy: Dr. Hoffman why are you taking a gun on your date with Barnabas?

Dr. Hoffman: Let's just say that this is for a little added assurance that Barnabas won't be looking at every sweet young thing that walks by.

FireRose
Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: Connie on April 30, 2005, 08:58:42 AM
Julia:  "I wouldn't like to shoot ya Amy, but I will if you come any closer."

Amy:  "I guess I just don't understand grown-ups..."

[hdscrt]
Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: MagnusTrask on April 30, 2005, 10:41:42 AM
Julia:  "Now that I've got some silver bullets, I feel lucky.   Amy... you're looking a little werewolf-y.... well, I've got Dr. Hoffman's patented prescription, right here..."
Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: arashi on May 02, 2005, 04:04:30 AM
Quote from: PennyDreadful on April 26, 2005, 06:55:20 PM
Julia: So kid... I overheard you tell David you thought Barnabas was "kind of cute."
Amy:  Um... I'm ten.

[lghy] That is great.
Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: BuzzH on July 22, 2005, 07:53:28 PM
J: O...kay!  I'm ready to meet Barnbas at the alter.  Shall we go Amy?
A: I've heard of "shotgun" weddings but this is ridiculous!
Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on March 19, 2006, 06:02:11 AM
Julia: Hello Amy, I thought we could just talk.... you know, like friends.

Amy: If this the way grown ups make friends... I'm in trouble.
Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: McTrooper on March 20, 2006, 06:49:39 PM
Quote from: McTrooper on April 26, 2005, 07:53:08 PM
Julia:  This is a stick up.  Put all your cash, candy, and toys on the grown now.

Amy:  Your mean.  I don't want to play cops and ropers with you any more.

Woops, funny for the wrong reason, I should have typed:

Julia:  This is a stick up.  Put all your cash, candy, and toys on the ground now.

Amy:  Your mean.  I don't want to play cops and robbers with you any more.   
Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on March 26, 2006, 10:57:50 PM
"Gee, whiz, Dr. Hoffman, what's the problem?  Maggie said that she just wanted to share a quiet, candlelit supper with Barnabas at her old cottage, and for you to kindly take David and me to Arby's for dinner."     
Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: Charles_Ellis on April 03, 2006, 04:50:25 PM
Julia: "Well, Amy, I'm having my 'female time' this week, and once a month I do tend to fly off the handle."
Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: BuzzH on April 05, 2006, 08:15:31 PM
A: Gee whiz Dr. Hoffman.  All I asked was if you could take me and David to Toys R Us to get him a new toy chest!  No need to get violent!
Title: Re: Episode #0673
Post by: CallieWL on November 01, 2006, 10:24:44 PM
Back in the late 60s, it was okay for an adult to point a gun at a child on tv.

Today?  There wouldn't be fans outside the studio, there would be protesters!

(Not, funny--sorry.)