DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) => Games => Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - 1897 => Topic started by: CTP/FITBs on May 12, 2009, 10:35:44 PM
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[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]
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Setup:
Edward: Will this stake pierce Dirk's clothing? It must! Undoing his garments and applying the stake to his bare flesh is out of the question because...
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Edward: Will this stake pierce Dirk's clothing? It must! Undoing his garments and applying the stake to his bare flesh is out of the question because he's not a member of the family!
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...because there is no way I'm touching a dead man ... er, undead man.
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...because the "uncomfortable silence" after taking his shirt off will be too uncomfortable for my implied manliness to handle.
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"Dirk does not bathe & that thin layer of polyester is the only thing protecting my nose from the B.O."
"Dawson's Creek is on in five minutes & I'm in a hurry"
"it'd be too much like that Mutoscope homosexual, vampire-themed peep show that Carl tricked me into viewing"
"I've never taken off the clothes of another human being & I'm not gonna start now!"
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This isn't nearly as homoerotic as I thought it would be.
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... because ... because...