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Title: Episode #0239
Post by: BuzzH on August 30, 2006, 02:23:16 AM
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Title: Re: Episode #0239
Post by: BuzzH on August 30, 2006, 02:28:39 AM
S: You see Mr. Conrad....ah....I mean, Mr. Collins, this is the annual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue!    [naughty]
Title: Re: Episode #0239
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on August 30, 2006, 03:52:46 AM
Sam: See all you do is connect the dots, then you can see the pretty girl.

Barnabas: I see, oh my! is that Maggie!
Title: Re: Episode #0239
Post by: Devlin66 on August 30, 2006, 10:17:27 AM
david ford to frid: "ok jonathan this is the script, now don't be a slow study!

Frid back to ford:  your certainly the pot calling the kettle black!
Title: Re: Episode #0239
Post by: BuzzH on August 30, 2006, 02:49:48 PM
Quote from: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on August 30, 2006, 03:52:46 AM
Sam: See all you do is connect the dots, then you can see the pretty girl.

Barnabas: I see, oh my! is that Maggie!

LOL Ghost (and Devlin)!  Ghost, it was cool meeting you Sunday night after the banquet.  ;)
Title: Re: Episode #0239
Post by: McTrooper on August 30, 2006, 06:58:08 PM
Sam:  Honestly Barnabas I think you're too old for a bedtime story, but here it goes.
Jack and Jill went up the hill and the wolf-man came chasing after.  Jack fell down and became dinner and Jill became the snack after.
Title: Re: Episode #0239
Post by: BuzzH on August 30, 2006, 07:52:03 PM
Quote from: McTrooper on August 30, 2006, 06:58:08 PM
Sam:  Honestly Barnabas I think you're too old for a bedtime story, but here it goes. 
Jack and Jill went up the hill and the wolf-man came chasing after.  Jack fell down and became dinner and Jill became the snack after.

[laughing4] [stfl]  OMG!  TOO funny!
Title: Re: Episode #0239
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on August 31, 2006, 02:21:11 AM
Quote from: BuzzH on August 30, 2006, 02:49:48 PM
LOL Ghost (and Devlin)!  Ghost, it was cool meeting you Sunday night after the banquet.  ;)

  Dito Buzz, [thumbleft] I hope to see again at the next DS fest, or perhaps the Halloween gathering.  [thumb]
Title: Re: Episode #0239
Post by: MagnusTrask on August 31, 2006, 06:17:35 AM
Sam: "Look, Mr. Conrad, I found you in the Yellow Pages under 'vampire kidnappers'!   What do you suppose that means?" "
Title: Re: Episode #0239
Post by: Lydia on September 07, 2006, 10:04:03 PM
Sam:  Hmm...a portrait of Josette Collins in a nude pose similar to this...yes, I think I could manage that, Mr. Collins.
Title: Re: Episode #0239
Post by: Janet the Wicked on September 08, 2006, 12:10:03 AM
David Ford: Now right here is where I say, "What in the Sam Hill do you want me to paint you at night?"
J. Frid: What channel are we on? I'm all wavy!"
Title: Re: Episode #0239
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on September 11, 2006, 11:40:57 PM
David/aka Sam: This is the latest installment of what's going on with the show, of course I always root for the bad guy... oh yeah, that's you!

Jonathan/aka Barnabas: Interesting... (gazing on page of book) I see the bad guy has the most lines.. how fortunate.
Title: Re: Episode #0239
Post by: Uncle Roger on July 05, 2012, 05:59:37 PM
Sam: "No, Barnabas, the staples are only in the magazine, not in the girls' stomachs
Title: Re: Episode #0239
Post by: McTrooper on October 20, 2021, 07:48:37 PM
Sam:  This is the best part of the book!

Barnabas (reading):  . . . 400,000 gallons of liquefied horse meat.

Sam:  I guess you need to read the rest to get it.

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