DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - 1897 => Topic started by: Jackie on August 15, 2006, 08:56:30 PM
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>:D
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As owner of Petofis Rib and Spirits House, the Count gives King Johnny a hand, applying the Heimlich manuever after Romano chokes on a rib bone.
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Announcer: Today on Dark Shadows, Count Petofi attempts to administer the first 'swirlie' ever to King Johnny Romano!
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Johnny: (singing) "Gypsies, tramps and thieves... we'd hear it from the people of the town, they'd call us..."
Petofi: "The power of THIS HAND compels you to do something from the later years, like "Believe"!"
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Petofi: I'll teach you to go rumaging through my music scores without my permission!
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Petofi suddenly realized he had finally reached "the future" when he heard a voice bellow..."Arrrre you rrrrrreaaaddddyyyyy tooooooo rrrrrrruuuummmmmmbbbbbbbbbbblllllleeee!!!!!!!"
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King Johnny came to regret his decision to let Count Petofi give him a neck adjustment, despite Petofi's assurances that he'd finished chiropractic school.
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P: "Some people find it annoying when I do this! They fall to the floor and refuse to talk to me anymore! So you can imagine how difficult it is for me, trying to make new friends!"
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Count Petofi: If I told you once, I've told you a thousand times... Call me! before you just let yourself in!
King Johnny: OK! OK!
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Seeing Ashton Kutcher, come out from behind a curtain, informing Petofi that he had, in fact, been Punk'd did nothing to lessen the Count's rage or loosen his grip on Johnny's throat.