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[smrtasg]
Again, complete this phrase:
David: "I've got a surprise for you, Cassandra - I bugged your room with this tape recorder - and last night it caught you..."
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...trying to get your money back from the Zsa Zsa Gabor wig company.
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David: I've got a surprise for you, Cassandra - I bugged your room with this tape recorder - and last night it caught you saying the phrase 'I must, I must, I must increase my bust'. What's a bust?
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David: "I've got a surprise for you, Cassandra - I bugged your room with this tape recorder - and last night it caught you well, let's just say having a blonde moment."
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ROFL, CastleBee!
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David: "I've got a surprise for you, Cassandra - I bugged your room with this tape recorder - and last night it caught you doing a Karaoke version of 'Black Magic Woman' by Santana!"
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"...schmoozing on the phone with Bartender Bob Rooney, and telling him how truly much, in that athletic tee-shirt of his, Bob reminded you of Stanley Kowalski in "Streetcar Named Desire." :-* ::)
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David: I've got a surprise for you, Cassandra - I bugged your room with this tape recorder - and last night it caught you doing a dry run on a Black Mass. You sounded so good I made a copy for you to send to your Master. I'm sure he'll promote you now!
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"...praying the Rosary. Oooh, are you gonna get it!"
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and last night it caught you... farting the National Anthem.
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"...and last night it caught you mumbling stuff in your sleep about the Devil and cousin Barnabas that I didn't understand and can't remember and the recorder ate the tape. Give me a thousand in unmarked bills or I'm spilling the beans!"
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[pointing-up] Umm - I don't think David quite thought that one through. [ghost_wink] If the recorder ate the tape and he can't even remember what she'd said, how can he blackmail her over it? [hdscrt]
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Talking about my father's lack of vorality.
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Umm - I don't think David quite thought that one through. [ghost_wink] If the recorder ate the tape and he can't even remember what she'd said, how can he blackmail her over it? [hdscrt]
That was the joke... his ridiculous blackmail attempt...