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Title: Episode #0276
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on July 18, 2006, 04:05:58 AM
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Title: Re: Episode #0276
Post by: BuzzH on July 18, 2006, 03:22:33 PM
J: (shocked) What do you mean my hair looks like a brown football helmut?  Just because I bought my wig at the Official New England Patriots store doesn't mean it's a football helmut!  Sheesh!   ::)
Title: Re: Episode #0276
Post by: Bobubas on July 18, 2006, 03:31:51 PM
"oh oh, I think I forgot to put my Depends on this morning."  ;)
Title: Re: Episode #0276
Post by: Devlin66 on July 20, 2006, 05:15:04 AM
Dr. Hoffman sits in stunned silence as the State of Maine medical board announces its findings...

She has to give up her medallion, but she can keep the sedatives and her in-house practice of voodoo medicine on blue cross patients only
Title: Re: Episode #0276
Post by: BuzzH on July 20, 2006, 03:30:06 PM
Dr. Hoffman sits in stunned silence as the State of Maine medical board announces its findings...

She has to give up her medallion, but she can keep the sedatives and her in-house practice of voodoo medicine on blue cross patients only.

Good one, however, one suggestion, don't use blue text, it's murder on 42 year old eyes!  ;)
Title: Re: Episode #0276
Post by: Sandor on July 21, 2006, 06:08:36 AM
GRAYSON: What do you mean I don't get top-billing over Jonathan Frid and Joan Bennett?!! Just three years ago, I was a contender for the Best Supporting Actress Oscar!!
Title: Re: Episode #0276
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on July 21, 2006, 03:09:07 PM
Dr. Hoffman is absolutely dumbfounded to hear from Cassandra, that her publisher/millionaire/renaissance man, hubby Sky Rumson, was also Lee Strasberg's all-time favorite student at the Actor's Studio!  :o
Title: Re: Episode #0276
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on July 21, 2006, 08:14:45 PM
If that was true, Strasberg should have been committed and they should have thrown away the key!  [lghy]
Title: Re: Episode #0276
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on July 22, 2006, 02:49:27 AM
Voice from doorway: Is there a doctor Julias Hoffman or Julia Hoffman here?

Julia: Yes, there is, I'm them
Title: Re: Episode #0276
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on July 23, 2006, 04:55:50 PM
If that was true, Strasberg should have been committed and they should have thrown away the key!  [lghy]

Gee, I don't know, but the enigmatic Claude North always impressed me as being one of those method actors. [cool1] [confused5]
Title: Re: Episode #0276
Post by: Lydia on July 31, 2006, 01:41:45 AM
Julia:  You mean....there's actually a cure for the waxy yellow buildup on my hair?
Title: Re: Episode #0276
Post by: MagnusTrask on August 26, 2006, 04:23:26 AM
Michael Jackson is astonished at his new appearance after the bandages are unwrapped, and at being told the only place he will be able to work is on a supernatural soap opera... oh, and he travels back in time for some reason, too....