DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - 1897 => Topic started by: Mysterious Benefactor on July 15, 2006, 12:15:53 AM
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Arristede, ponders: I'm always amazed at how fast I can get a man on his back, I wonder if it would work with a girl.... hummm.
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A: Now be patient Quentin, his Excellancy cannot be rushed when teaching his S&M class!
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Quentin thought he entered a pie eating contest not a tie eating contest, but when in rome . .
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A: (singing) "I'd rather have two Q's at forty-two inches each, than one Q at eighty-four!!!" (Assuming Quentin was seven feet tall, which he probably wasn't, but he looked it.)
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When this thing is through with you you're gonna be singing soprano!
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Aristede thinking: I wonder if I could use this thing to slice up that pastrami I bought the other day?
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A: Dang, I can't see my reflection on it's shiny surface.
Q: I can, want to change places?
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Aristede: Relax, Quentin, I am just gonna perform a quickie vasectomy and then I'LL be the ultimate ladies' man of Collinsport!
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Aristede: This won't take a minute. I'm just going to shave off those gorgeous mutton chops of yours and apply them to myself, and then you're free to go.
Quentin: You mean you actually want them? You're crazier than I thought!
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A: "Now, Mr. Collins, with your mouth taped shut, after I've cut you in two, you won't be able to identify me to the police! You're a genius, Aristede!!"
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Aristede reacts as he becomes slightly aroused at having Quentin pinned down, FINALLY.
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Aristede: "Well, yes, I realize it doesn't look too sharp, but just imagine the chafing!"
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Aristede: "Well, yes, I realize it doesn't look too sharp, but just imagine the chafing!"
Egad. With a sense of humor that good I'm surprised you don't have worse karma.
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Aristede: "Do I expect you to talk, Mr. Collins? Not really, I taped your mouth shut..."