DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - Vicki's Arrival-Burke's Revenge-Matthew Morgan-Introducing Josette => Topic started by: Mysterious Benefactor on July 15, 2006, 12:09:57 AM
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[banana]
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So, Haskell, you think you're too good to dance with me! Well, let me tell you, in prison I had the reputation of being the best dancer, bar none - and I danced with men that were 100 times the man you are. And they were all a damn sight cuter than you, too!
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Burke: Ok Joe, I have my eye's closed and my moist lips are puckered... what's the surprise you have for me?
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J: I'm warning you Devlin, you play I Gotta Be Me one more time and you'll regret it!
B: Oh re..........ally............... ;D
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Joe: OK, Burke, what's your secret? How do you get Bob the Bartender to give you double shots for the price of a single?
Burke: Wouldn't you like to know?
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Burke: Who's the man? Who's the man? I DA MAN!!
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Joe thought it was very strange that Burke should dance alone when he thought no one was watching, but when he started singing, it was a little too much to take.
Alondra
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Joe: Why didn't you come home last night?
Burke: I got a better offer, mister...
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Once again, Joe's hopes were dashed when Burke confirmed that there were still only three songs on the juke Box.
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[pointing-up] [b003]
(And I love the new Vicki gets down avatar. Too much! [stfl])
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Every full moon, Burke transforms into Dirk Squarejaw, protector of the weak, player of pseudo-surf-guitar instrumentals, and forgettor of how to put his right arm into his coat sleeve.