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Title: Episode #0271
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on July 11, 2006, 07:11:30 PM

 [speechless]

Title: Re: Episode #0271
Post by: Devlin66 on July 11, 2006, 07:41:21 PM

Lord, we are gathered here in the drawing room today to celebrate the happy future of Jason and Liz....and can someone tell me what that puddle of yellow water is doing in the middle of this floor?

Title: Re: Episode #0271
Post by: BuzzH on July 11, 2006, 07:52:53 PM

J: Now that I've knocked Carolyn to the floor, we can proceed.  Anyone else object?

Title: Re: Episode #0271
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on July 11, 2006, 09:20:30 PM

 (In a similar vein): Regrettably, Judge Crathorne forgot to take his daily "double-dose" of Avodart and  Flomax before driving over to Collinwood!!! [beer] [toilet] [wow]

Title: Re: Episode #0271
Post by: ClaudeNorth on July 13, 2006, 04:18:52 AM

Jason:  "Now, Liz, if you'll just take your place inside the penta-- I mean, the 'Happy Marriage Star', we can begin the ceremony."

Title: Re: Episode #0271
Post by: arashi on July 22, 2006, 10:41:10 PM

Quote from: ClaudeNorth on July 13, 2006, 04:18:52 AM

Jason:  "Now, Liz, if you'll just take your place inside the penta-- I mean, the 'Happy Marriage Star', we can begin the ceremony."

::laughing out loud:: Awesome.

Title: Re: Episode #0271
Post by: Lydia on July 24, 2006, 12:26:14 AM

Jason:  Very obliging of Mr. Wells to sacrifice himself to Ahrimanes so we can go ahead with the wedding.  Vicky, will you be the gay Sally Lunn for this occasion?

Liz:  We all know who'll be the ham!

Title: Re: Episode #0271
Post by: MagnusTrask on August 26, 2006, 04:42:16 AM

Jason:  "There... that lumpy brown surprise is proof positive that I can do anything I want in this house, and get away with it... isn't that right Liz?"
ECS: "Somebody marry me to this man, before he gets away!!"  

Title: Re: Episode #0271
Post by: Brandon Collins on November 16, 2006, 11:51:47 PM

Jason: You first, Liz.

Song: *Do The Hustle* do do do do do do do do

Title: Re: Episode #0271
Post by: MagnusTrask on November 17, 2006, 02:07:52 AM

Jason: "Give him a big hand, folks... he's just dug his way up from the pits of hell, and boy are his arms tired... my good friend, Mr. Nicholas Blair!!"

Title: Re: Episode #0271
Post by: Alondra on January 20, 2007, 03:11:43 AM

 ;D Liz: Oh that? It's the bloodstain from the last jerk who blackmailed me into marriage. I shot him as soon as we were pronounced husband and wife. Now Jason are you sure you still want to marry me?

Alondra

Title: Re: Episode #0271
Post by: loril54 on January 20, 2007, 09:09:37 AM

Jason. Now we just need to step over the broomstick and we'll be married.  Thinking. (Later we can think about changing the carpet. It is threadbear. No wonder the Collins have so much money. )

Lori

Title: Re: Episode #0271
Post by: Uncle Roger on September 02, 2013, 03:25:32 AM

Vicki wonders if Miss Manners ever addressed the proper way to use a fire poker on a member of the wedding party