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Title: Episode #0530
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on July 09, 2006, 02:49:18 AM

 [bawling2]

Title: Re: Episode #0530
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on July 09, 2006, 02:52:01 AM

Vicki (sobbing): Oh, Barnabas - I realize now that I've made a terrible mistake. All Jeff cares about is having perfect hair! Please, oh, please say it isn't too late for me to dump that vain clod and to run away from Collinsport with you...

Title: Re: Episode #0530
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on July 09, 2006, 03:25:13 PM

"Oh, Barnabas, I do realize that Jeff is such a preening narcissist.  But, he does have such beautiful, flowing hair, while you look like Ed Grimley, with that unbelievably ugly-arsed, "slicked-down" look of yours!" [shockeyes] [silly]

Title: Re: Episode #0530
Post by: BuzzH on July 09, 2006, 03:27:33 PM

B: Vickie, what do you mean there's no Santa Claus?  That can't be true!
V: (sobbing) It is!  Mrs. Stoddard just told me!  Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Title: Re: Episode #0530
Post by: michael c on July 10, 2006, 11:15:55 PM

vicki:"oh barnabas what am i going to do?!?i just got the new issue of 'vogue' and the news from paris is that sleeveless is dead!dead!dead!"

barnabas:"my poor vicki...perhaps you can borrow something from cassandra."

Title: Re: Episode #0530
Post by: Lydia on July 12, 2006, 05:42:46 AM

Vicky:  ....so I said, "Please, sir, can I have some more?"   And that's when they threw me out of the orphanage.  And as I stood there on the street, I vowed:  "As God is my witness, I will never be hungry again!"

Barnabas:  Can I offer you some claret cup, Vicky?

Title: Re: Episode #0530
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on August 04, 2006, 04:16:27 AM

Vickie: Oh Barnabas, I just found out, I'm a Collins!

Barnabas: Does this mean the Wedding is off?

Title: Re: Episode #0530
Post by: McTrooper on August 17, 2006, 12:10:45 AM

Vickie: Oh Barnabas it's awful Snidley Whiplash has tied Nell to the train tracks and Dudley is trapped inside a burning building.

Barnabas:  Relax a Canadian Mounties always get there man.

Title: Re: Episode #0530
Post by: MagnusTrask on August 26, 2006, 03:25:27 AM

AM: "But I wanted to be on The Edge of Night!!"
Dan Curtis, offscreen, audibly: "Keep rolling!!!"