DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - 1970 Parallel Time => Topic started by: Mysterious Benefactor on July 04, 2006, 12:56:31 AM
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(The caption for this has got to be obvious. But I'll let someone else post it. ;))
[gorgeous]
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:: Hoffman lowers dumbbells to her sides :: "We must, we must, we MUST improve our bust..."
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H: Alright Roxanne, raise your legs, slide down and RELAX! >:D
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P.S. Men don't know what embarrasment is, they don't go to the gynocologist! ;)
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julia(to herself):"oh that reminds me there's a bra sale going on at brewster's...i don't think barnabas will miss me for an hour or two."
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Well, at least he's moved on to red heads.... that's a step in the right direction.
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So Timothy Stokes has done what other mad scientists could not, create a woman with the actual proportions of Barbie... [laughing_devil]
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Julia: * humming the tune Roxanne *
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Julia: * singing to the tune of Roxanne * Roxanne you don't have to drink all the Bud Light . . drink all the Bud Light! drink all the Bud Light! Roxanne!
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A sadly reflective Julia:
"Real Time or Parallel Time, Maggie Evans or Roxanne Drew; I guess that I'll always be just a good friend, sort of like Julie Kavner on 'Rhoda,' to Mr. Barnabas "The Fickle-Hearted" Collins..." :'(
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Julia: Breast transplants...yes...it's a crazy idea but it just might work!
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Grayson Hall found herself wishing that she had chosen the "product reimbursement" option instead of the "monetary reimbursement" option when she signed on to do the Playtex bra commercial.
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"Well, I helped Barnabas to 'create' a man, then a woman in Real Time. Now, I suppose that I'll have to help him 'create' a man in this time band, after Lucy Ricardo here, finally wakes up!" >:(
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H: Alright Roxanne, raise your legs, slide down and RELAX! >:D
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P.S. Men don't know what embarrasment is, they don't go to the gynocologist! ;)
Just saw Emma Thompson in a movie undergoing one, from an old clollege student of hers. Surprisingly, it was all utterly relaxed and comfortable. Naw, just kidding.
Dr. JH: (thinking) "I am a doctor, barely... they've got knives here, good.... where do they sell alcohol and tupperware and crushed ice for packing stuff in this dimension? And a good mirror for doing surgery at home later on yourself?"
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Julia: I wonder if they'd deflate if I poked them with a scalpel?
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Grayson Hall voiceover: As you can see, the Playtex bra lifts and separates: the booster rockets in the cups lift the breasts until they achieve separation from the earth's gravitational field.
Hoffman: Three...two...one....Blast-off!
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Roxanne: Zzzzzzz...snort...zzzzzzz
Julia: Perky - HA! Sure, who wouldn't be with a major set of falsies like that.
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Hoffman, wondering to herself: This kid is defying the law of gravity! mine have never done that! how is she doing it! and in a coma for crying out loud!
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Julia: "Eureka! I've just thought of the perfect place to attach the electrodes!!"
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[laughing4]
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Thank you MB!
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Julia: "No wonder Barnabas didn't notice that she doesn't speak."
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Julia: "I am going to have to consult with Frank N Furter on this one."
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[pointing-up] Funny, Uncle Roger!! [a1f5] [thumbleft]
(And belated [occasion13] [occasion15])
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Thank you very much, MB! And the birthday usually continues through the end of the month. [cat] [bunny] [cat]
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And the birthday usually continues through the end of the month.
(The best way to celebrate!! [occasion16])
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Julia: "The experiment is proceeding very nicely. A few more treatments and she'll make Pamela Anderson look flat chested."
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[pointing-up] THAT must be some experiment!! [rofl10] [thumbleft]
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To be sure! I hope that Julia would have been savvy enough to patent the procedure!
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([pointing-up] But even if she did patent it, it might be the case that she'd have to go to PT to perform it again!! [nodassent])
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It might be worthwhile for her to make the commute.
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([pointing-up] I wouldn't doubt that it would. [snow_wink] [snow_cheesy])
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I suppose it's a technicality but I guess she would need to be licensed to practice medicine in parallel time. Not that was ever a concern in any other time period.
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([pointing-up] No, it certainly wasn't! [ghost_nowink] But that was all underground practicing. If she wants to practice in the open, I suppose she would need a license - and that could cause all sorts of problems in PT when she needs to present her credentials. [nodassent])
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(Is this the first time there's been a page 3 on any of these?)
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([pointing-up] Nope. I just took a quick look at all the "Caption This!" boards and it's already happened a few times - and not necessarily on the boards one might imagine.
I haven't checked the "Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s)" boards, though...)
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There was a fill in referring to Ned Stuart that went on almost like Shogun! [snow_wow] [snow_wow]
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([pointing-up] Please don't ruin Shogun for me by associating an RD character with it, especially that one!! [ghost_nowink] But I certainly get the point. [nodassent])
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There was a fill in referring to Ned Stuart that went on almost like Shogun! [snow_wow] [snow_wow]
(Well, he's a popular guy, why not ?!)
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([pointing-up] I don't know if "popular" is quite the word I'd use!! [ghost_nowink] [lghy])
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(And that word would be.....?!?)
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How about unpoopular because he does poop out at parties! [snow_silly]
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([pointing-up] [lghy]
But we could also use nauseating, disgusting, and obnoxious to name but a few...)