DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
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Whenever Jason was alone, he could never resist doing his impersonation of his favorite scene from the Three Stooges' short, Back to the Woods, in which they dance their own "special" version of the minuet.
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J: Wait for it....BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR............P! ^-^
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Before Liz enters the Drawing Room Jason tests which direction the wind is going, just in case.
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Jason vividly recalls his immediate, 'visceral' reaction, when he first laid eyes on Mrs. Johnson.
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"Liz, you say you WILL marry me? That's great news! Now hold that thought for just one teeny moment, while I telephone my broker..."
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Jason: What do you mean I've been drinking to much, I've had just one.... keg of beer, sherry, wine, brandy, wine and a shot of rum... just ONE!
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J: I'm not even going to GUESS as to what's on that ceiling Liz! Not...even...going...to...guess! :-
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Jason: Ah, yes, Paul was a fine fellow, a prince of a guy. Who can doubt that upon his...shall we say...untimely demise, he went strrrraight to heaven?
Elizabeth: Anybody he owed money to, for starters.
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Now hold on, Liz. I know John is an arrogant SOB that loves pretty young girls...and why is he staying here? I meant Willie. Willie.
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Now hold on, Liz. I know John is an arrogant SOB that loves pretty young girls...and why is he staying here? I meant Willie. Willie.
LOL! How wicked of you!