DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
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Then he laid his finger aside his nose and flew up the damn chimney!
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ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, Sam and Dave going to sing "Hold on, I'm coming" while Sam puts his hand on his nose!
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DrW: Sam, I beg of you, try AA. You're so drunk you can't even pick your nose right.
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S: I'm thinking of getting a nose job Dave, what do you think, a little off the side?
D: If I were you I'd save my money for the liver transplant you're surely going to need very soon.
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"For Pete's sake, Sam! Are you digging for 'gold' in the Lost Dutchman's Mine or what!?!"
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Sam: Hey Dave, remember when I used to to this and *then I cou' tock in a weelly squeely voice?*
Dave: It wasn't that funny at our college frat parties, Sam, and it's SERIOUSLY not funny now!
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Sam: I'm not sure what happen. When I woke up it was pierced.
Dave: Your nose? . . . not your nose? . . . uhm okay I don't want to know then.