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Title: Episode #0774
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on June 13, 2006, 10:51:54 PM

 ^-^  :-

Title: Re: Episode #0774
Post by: MagnusTrask on June 13, 2006, 11:09:28 PM

Dirk: "Hey, it's murder trying to suck blood with this 'stache!   Every couple hours I have to wash it, and I'm out of moustache conditioner!"
TS:  "Hey, I got my own problems.   Like, the fact that you'll be washing my blood out of it in a minute!"

Title: Re: Episode #0774
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on June 14, 2006, 03:58:18 AM

"Did you know that Laura used to say that I reminded her exactly of Ron Howard on Happy Days with this distinctive 'stache of mine?"

"Ron-who?  Happy-what?" :-

Title: Re: Episode #0774
Post by: ClaudeNorth on June 14, 2006, 05:45:34 AM

The boyishly handsome face and bedroom eyes of Timothy Shaw made the vampire Dirk Wilkins forget about his blood lust long enough for Timothy to retrieve the cross from his pocket, thus ensuring his safety.

Title: Re: Episode #0774
Post by: Sandor on June 14, 2006, 06:01:22 AM

DIRK WILKINS and TIM SHAW starring in "BROKEBACK MAUSOLEUM."

Title: Re: Episode #0774
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on June 14, 2006, 06:54:59 AM

Quote from: Sandor on June 14, 2006, 06:01:22 AM

DIRK WILKINS and TIM SHAW starring in "BROKEBACK MAUSOLEUM."

LOL!!! (But, will Aristede now become jealous?) ::)