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Title: Episode #0771
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on June 10, 2006, 12:27:25 AM

 [bawl]

Title: Re: Episode #0771
Post by: Janet the Wicked on June 10, 2006, 01:37:46 AM

"Judith took my FIB trick gun away and won't give it back! Oh, boo hoo hoo!"

Title: Re: Episode #0771
Post by: arashi on June 10, 2006, 05:31:04 AM

I was going to make a prank call but they haven't invented refrigerators yet!

Title: Re: Episode #0771
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on June 10, 2006, 12:38:31 PM

An entirely crestfallen, if not totally devastated, Carl, contemplating his late fiancee Pansy Faye's dire prediction, that CBS will, in fact, cancell "Gilligan's Island" in 1968! :'(

Title: Re: Episode #0771
Post by: BuzzH on June 10, 2006, 10:12:19 PM

C: (in his best Cagney) Oh, I'll get you!  You dirty rat!

Title: Re: Episode #0771
Post by: McTrooper on June 14, 2006, 04:40:50 PM

New Collinwood Cook (Off Screen):  . . and for desert we have rancid brownies fresh from the chicken coop. 

Title: Re: Episode #0771
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on August 01, 2006, 03:38:17 AM

Carl: What's this place coming to... Judith didn't even notice I short skirted her morning dress.

Title: Re: Episode #0771
Post by: IluvBarnabas on November 30, 2006, 06:47:53 PM

Carl: I can't believe Barnabas tried to pass off an inflatable woman as Pansy! I'm not THAT dense!

Title: Re: Episode #0771
Post by: Brandon Collins on December 01, 2006, 01:09:58 AM

Carl: Oooh Quentin thought of the whoopie cushion joke with Judith before I did!

Title: Re: Episode #0771
Post by: MagnusTrask on December 01, 2006, 01:30:06 PM

CC: "You don't like my Pansy?  Carl mad!   Carl feel rage building up, ready to blow!    Clothes shredding!   Muscles expanding!!   Skin turning lovely shade of green!!   Rrrrr!!!  RRRrrrrrrrr!!!!"

Title: Re: Episode #0771
Post by: McTrooper on December 02, 2006, 08:08:22 PM

Barnabas (off screen):  Were locked in here with no food.

Julia (off screen): Well that's not entirely true.  I've got a pair of edible underwear.  

Title: Re: Episode #0771
Post by: Lydia on December 12, 2006, 05:10:28 AM

Carl: Quentin is so stupid!  That joke about the monkey and the minister's wife was my very best joke, and he didn't laugh!

Quote from: MagnusTrask on April 15, 2006, 04:03:17 PM

(Thinking): "I just got that joke Carl told me about the monkey and the minister's wife!     Took me 62 years, but it was worth it!"

Title: Re: Episode #0771
Post by: MagnusTrask on December 13, 2006, 01:04:07 AM

(I thought I recognized that from somewhere!  Bless your tatoos, Lydia!)

Title: Re: Episode #0771
Post by: Alondra on January 22, 2007, 06:43:30 AM

 >:( John Karlen: I told the wardrobe people that I didn't want a pink ascot but they refused to listen!

Alondra

Title: Re: Episode #0771
Post by: loril54 on January 22, 2007, 06:54:07 AM

JK What is my next line. I forgot.

Title: Re: Episode #0771
Post by: Willie on January 22, 2007, 03:25:31 PM

Carl:  "Awww, my ice cream fell on the floor..."