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Title: Episode #0247
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on June 07, 2006, 12:06:18 AM: [9341]

(I've carried the saga far enough - it's time for someone else to pick it up if they'd like to. ;))
Title: Re: Episode #0247
Post by: MagnusTrask on June 07, 2006, 01:22:44 AM: No, they deserve some time alone.
Title: Re: Episode #0247
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on June 07, 2006, 01:35:03 PM: "You know, Burke, it's not just the frequent trips to the little boys' room or even the inability to 'perform,' that's bothering me. Heck, it's getting to the point, where I can't even remember to tune into Lawrence Welk on Saturday nights anymore!" :'(
Title: Re: Episode #0247
Post by: BuzzH on June 07, 2006, 07:39:50 PM: Announcer: Today on Dark Shadows, Burke consoles Sam after Dave Woodard rejects his love. >:D
Title: Re: Episode #0247
Post by: Lydia on June 08, 2006, 06:27:01 AM: Burke: The fact is, Sam, Dave is a love-'em-and-leave-'em kind of guy. Don't spread it around, but I've heard the real reason Julian Hoffman got that sex change operation was that he was hoping Dave would marry him - um...her.
Title: Re: Episode #0247
Post by: BuzzH on June 08, 2006, 02:56:01 PM: Quote from: Lydia on June 08, 2006, 06:27:01 AM
Burke: The fact is, Sam, Dave is a love-'em-and-leave-'em kind of guy. Don't spread it around, but I've heard the real reason Julian Hoffman got that sex change operation was that he was hoping Dave would marry him - um...her.

OMG! TOO funny! [laughing4] [stfl]
Title: Re: Episode #0247
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on June 08, 2006, 03:32:48 PM: "I completely understand, Sam. Heck, after being cooped-up in prison for five, long years myself, boy, do I KNOW how terrible it truly IS, to go without 'horizontal-enrichment' for all-too-many years!" ::) ;)
Title: Re: Episode #0247
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on June 08, 2006, 07:06:43 PM: Quote from: BuzzH on June 08, 2006, 02:56:01 PM
OMG! TOO funny!

I agree. And at last the truth comes out about how/why Julian became Julia. [wink2]
Title: Re: Episode #0247
Post by: Professor1985 on June 08, 2006, 10:58:36 PM: BURKE: Sam Evans, you need to go to a AA meeting, you need to stop drinking.
SAM: I love my booze.
Title: Re: Episode #0247
Post by: millicent on June 08, 2006, 11:28:55 PM: BURKE (THINKING): Now, I'll just knock him out with this hammer, then I can steal all his paintings.
Title: Re: Episode #0247
Post by: MagnusTrask on June 09, 2006, 12:56:29 AM: Quote from: millicent on June 08, 2006, 11:28:55 PM
BURKE (THINKING): Now, I'll just knock him out with this hammer, then I can steal all his paintings.

Welcome Millicent!
Title: Re: Episode #0247
Post by: millicent on June 09, 2006, 01:49:10 AM: Thanks Trask. :) So happy to be here. Thanks for telling me about this forum.
Title: Re: Episode #0247
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on June 09, 2006, 08:03:34 PM: Burke: I wish you would tell me you sat in chocolate pudding today Sam.

Sam: I wish I could tell you that to Burke... but we know better don't we.
Title: Re: Episode #0247
Post by: Uncle Roger on July 03, 2012, 07:07:41 PM: Burke: "Forget about it, Sam. Woodard's no good for you. Come on back to my place and we'll watch a couple of gladiator movies."