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Title: Episode #0242
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on May 31, 2006, 01:52:54 AM: [banana]
Title: Re: Episode #0242
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on May 31, 2006, 01:55:13 AM: Burke began to wonder if Dr. Woodard had lost his mind as he began to dance around his office singing, "I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout..."
Title: Re: Episode #0242
Post by: MagnusTrask on May 31, 2006, 02:49:07 AM: DW: "So Burke... you say you have an alibi for the time of the murder... you know, my wife always gets after me to get a desk like this one... you're on TV, can I get your autograph? Haven't seen my glass eye have ya?"
Title: Re: Episode #0242
Post by: BuzzH on May 31, 2006, 05:45:50 PM: B: Why are you covering your neck Dave? It's not like you have a vampire bite on there!
DrW: Vampire?! How ridiculous!
Title: Re: Episode #0242
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on June 06, 2006, 03:38:25 AM: Dr.Woodard: I'm inventing a new dance Burke, maybe you can help me name it...
(hey! macaraina!)
Title: Re: Episode #0242
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on June 06, 2006, 03:42:44 AM: Quote from: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on June 06, 2006, 03:38:25 AM
macaraina

I've been waiting to see how long it was going to take for someone to bring that up. :P
Title: Re: Episode #0242
Post by: ClaudeNorth on June 06, 2006, 04:01:15 AM: Today on DARK SHADOWS, Burke is forced to endure Dr. Woodard's notorious Mae West impersonation.
Title: Re: Episode #0242
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on June 27, 2006, 04:19:23 AM: Dr Woodard didn't want to hurt Burke's feelings by telling him just what kind of a pain he was.
Title: Re: Episode #0242
Post by: CallieWL on October 25, 2006, 06:17:50 PM: Quote from: Mysterious Benefactor on May 31, 2006, 01:55:13 AM
Burke began to wonder if Dr. Woodard had lost his mind as he began to dance around his office singing, "I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout..."

ROFLMAO!!! You slay me! (And so did everyone else with their captions on this picture.)
Title: Re: Episode #0242
Post by: CyrusL on October 25, 2006, 08:19:19 PM: Dr. Woodard: You know Burke, I sure wish I had some Off! from SC Johnson.
Burke: They are one of the proud sponsors of Dark Shadows, aren't they?
Title: Re: Episode #0242
Post by: BuzzH on October 25, 2006, 08:57:52 PM: D: I think I'm finally getting the hang of the Hokey Pokey Burke!
B: You think??!!

or...

D: It hurts when I do this Burke!
B: Then don't do that!
Title: Re: Episode #0242
Post by: MagnusTrask on October 26, 2006, 04:34:32 AM: Quote from: CyrusL on October 25, 2006, 08:19:19 PM
Dr. Woodard: You know Burke, I sure wish I had some Off! from SC Johnson.
Burke: They are one of the proud sponsors of Dark Shadows, aren't they?

I'm near their Frank Lloyd Wright designed headquarters... they own everything around here. Their stinky chemical air fresheners are the bane of my chemically sensitive existence, in this apt. building. Sorry, I'll behave like a proper captioner after this.
Title: Re: Episode #0242
Post by: CyrusL on October 26, 2006, 04:54:47 PM: one more... [hall2_wink]
While most books on Dark Shadows note many roles changed actors, none have dared to touch on the tragic incident that required the original housefly to be recast.
Title: Re: Episode #0242
Post by: Lydia on October 27, 2006, 02:24:23 AM: Quote from: CyrusL on October 26, 2006, 04:54:47 PM
one more... [hall2_wink]
While most books on Dark Shadows note many roles changed actors, none have dared to touch on the tragic incident that required the original housefly to be recast.

And now we need a poll: which housefly was best?
Title: Re: Episode #0242
Post by: BuzzH on October 27, 2006, 04:22:58 AM: Quote from: Lydia on October 27, 2006, 02:24:23 AM
And now we need a poll: which housefly was best?

The one that landed on Barnabas' forehead when he's talking to Julia about setting up her lab at the Old House. ;)
Title: Re: Episode #0242
Post by: Uncle Roger on July 05, 2012, 05:45:36 PM: Dave's impression of Rita Hayworth was not as enticing as he thought it was.