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Title: Episode #0241
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on May 30, 2006, 12:32:36 AM: ^-^
Title: Re: Episode #0241
Post by: BuzzH on May 30, 2006, 02:39:24 AM: B: Will *you* play patty-cake with me Sheriff Patterson?
Title: Re: Episode #0241
Post by: MagnusTrask on May 30, 2006, 03:10:07 AM: BC: "So, Patty... you don't mind if I call you that? How about Angel Drawers? Anyway, so you're concerned about a girl being kidnapped, kept in a dungeon, and hypnotized into a sick relationship with her vampire kidnapper?"
P: (toward window) "BACKUP!!"
Title: Re: Episode #0241
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on June 08, 2006, 04:28:24 AM: Barnabas: Oh? you've seen that one? well this is different... this is the graveyard and this is the mausoleum, open the coffin and that's where you'll see em.

Sheriff Patterson: Cool!
Title: Re: Episode #0241
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on June 08, 2006, 11:51:01 PM: "Pray tell, Sheriff Patterson. I want the truth now! Are you as much of a Marvin Hamlisch devotee as I am?" >:D
Title: Re: Episode #0241
Post by: ClaudeNorth on June 09, 2006, 01:56:27 AM: Barnabas: "I'm merely praying, Sheriff Patterson. I always say Grace...before a meal."

(CUE OMINOUS MUSIC...FADE TO BLACK)
Title: Re: Episode #0241
Post by: BuzzH on June 09, 2006, 03:26:11 PM: Quote from: ClaudeNorth on June 09, 2006, 01:56:27 AM
Barnabas: "I'm merely praying, Sheriff Patterson. I always say Grace...before a meal."

(CUE OMINOUS MUSIC...FADE TO BLACK)
[laughing4] [stfl]
Title: Re: Episode #0241
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on June 09, 2006, 04:01:10 PM: "Sheriff, has anyone ever told you, how much you resemble my fellow 'Brit,' the acclaimed film director Alfred Hitchcock, circa 1935, when he directed The Thirty-Nine Steps? In fact, I almost expect you to say, 'Good evening,' everytime you visit me."
Title: Re: Episode #0241
Post by: Lydia on October 09, 2006, 04:15:47 AM: Barnabas: You see, Sheriff, I'm not only the President of the Hair Club For Men, I'm also a member!
Patterson: Tell me, do they have a "Buy five plugs, get one free" plan?
Title: Re: Episode #0241
Post by: MagnusTrask on October 09, 2006, 09:51:53 AM: P: "Mr. Collins, we've had reports of a madman stalking the area, stealing people's pet canaries, and then swallowing them! Would you happen to know anything about this?"
Title: Re: Episode #0241
Post by: BuzzH on October 09, 2006, 03:45:48 PM: Quote from: Lydia on October 09, 2006, 04:15:47 AM
Barnabas: You see, Sheriff, I'm not only the President of the Hair Club For Men, I'm also a member!
Patterson: Tell me, do they have a "Buy five plugs, get one free" plan?

LOL! This must be the MPI plan! [hall_wink]
Title: Re: Episode #0241
Post by: McTrooper on October 09, 2006, 04:59:13 PM: Sheriff: Barnabas I'm looking for a Ms. Fletcher. She was researching a string of Murders around here for a Mystery book she's writing.

Barnabas: Ah Murder she Wrote . . er . .writes . . I'm sure she at her hotel and alive, yeah that's the ticket.
Title: Re: Episode #0241
Post by: CallieWL on October 10, 2006, 06:15:52 PM: Quote from: BuzzH on May 30, 2006, 02:39:24 AM
B: Will *you* play patty-cake with me Sheriff Patterson?

ROFLMAO! Good thing I'm on my lunch hour reading these!
Title: Re: Episode #0241
Post by: MagnusTrask on October 28, 2006, 08:42:07 AM: BC: "I'm so glad you happened by, Sheriff... the reflection off your head is brightening this room up considerably!"
[candle_in_skull_2] [candle_in_skull] [candle_in_skull_2] [candle_in_skull]
Title: Re: Episode #0241
Post by: CallieWL on October 29, 2006, 12:52:18 AM: BC: Did you come to see me about Willie, Sheriff Patterson? I do my best to keep him in line. Regular spankings right across my lap here seem to do the trick.