DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - Vicki/Jeff-Cassandra/The Dream Curse-Adam/Eve/Nicholas => Topic started by: Mysterious Benefactor on May 18, 2006, 12:09:42 AM
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L: Then the bahtender said, "Is that a bottle opener in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"
R: Oh REALLY Liz! Such bawdy language!
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R: Liz, what on Earth has gotten you so excited?
L: Brewsters was having a HUGE sale on hair bows! The selection was so amazing that I'll NEVER have to wear the same one twice ever again! In fact, I can wear two or more different ones in the SAME day!! Can you imagine?!
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R: Liz, what on Earth has gotten you so excited?
L: Brewsters was having a HUGE sale on hair bows! The selection was so amazing that I'll NEVER have to wear the same one twice ever again! In fact, I can wear two or more different ones in the SAME day!! Can you imagine?!
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B: (internal dialog) Glad to hear she can wear more than one in one day, because THIS one's absolutely hideous!
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Elizabeth: Please Barnabas, I can't think with you glaring over my shoulder.
Barnabas: was I glaring?... I didn't notice.
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Liz: Rodger what's wrong with investing in Max Bialystock's Broadway play?
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Elizabeth: Joshua, you won't believe what I saw in town! A lovely certified pre-owned barouche, with all-new wheels, for just $75! And if I act now, they'll throw in a pair of horses, free!
Barnabas: She's nutty as a fruitcake, Roger, but it sounds like a bargain.
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"For Christ's sake, Roger! You obviously did not realize that it was a formal black-tie affair at the Historical Society's dinner. You look like Wally Cleaver in that sportscoat." :o
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Eliz: Honestly Roger, it REALLY is this big............
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ECS: "And then he opened his cape, and... it got bigger... and bigger!"
BC: "Eizabeth, no!! That's one of my two darkest secrets!!"