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Title: Episode #0637
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on June 30, 2024, 08:42:27 PM

 :o [naughty]

Title: Re: Episode #0637
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on June 30, 2024, 08:48:14 PM

Vicki - "Oh, Jeff, there are so many things I've fantasized about doing on our wedding night! And now that it's here, the one thing I simply cannot wait to do is see how long it takes you to 'sit' on one of these fireplace andirons!!"
Jeff - "Uh, WHAT?!?!"

Title: Re: Episode #0637
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on July 01, 2024, 09:26:14 PM

Vicki - "Oh, Jeff, there are so many things I've fantasized about doing on our wedding night! And now that it's here, the one thing I simply cannot wait to do is put on my new strap-on!!"
Jeff - "Uh, WHAT?!?!"

Title: Re: Episode #0637
Post by: Uncle Roger on July 01, 2024, 09:58:44 PM

Vicki: "About the honeymoon, Jeff. It would be so nice if you weren't here."

*That's the title of one of Charles Grodin'a memoirs.*

Title: Re: Episode #0637
Post by: McTrooper on July 01, 2024, 10:06:18 PM

Hehe  . . .

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Vicki:  What do you mean you don’t recognize me Jeff?  Don’t be silly it’s me Vicki in the sleeveless dress. 

Title: Re: Episode #0637
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on July 02, 2024, 03:20:31 PM

Vicki - "Oh, Jeff, there are so many things I've fantasized about doing on our wedding night! And now that it's here, the one thing I simply cannot wait to do is put on my Mistress Morticia cat suit and get out my whip!!"
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Jeff - "Uh, WHAT?!?!"

(It's often the ones who seem like they'd be so vanilla who are really wild!!)