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Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - Vicki/Jeff-Cassandra/The Dream Curse-Adam/Eve/Nicholas => Topic started by: Mysterious Benefactor on May 08, 2006, 12:30:38 AM
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(NOTE: Stokes and Julia are meeting for the first time and Stokes is inserting his monocle.)
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S: Oh this? All the better to see you with my dear!
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Julia Hoffman: Why Proffessor, did your monocle pop out because I'm such a lovely sight to behold?
T.Elliot Stokes: On the contrary Miss Hoffman.... I have a case of the hicups, and I was just about to have a slice of chedder cheese.
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Stokes: Yes indeed, you look remarkably like a certain portrait of my ancestor Ben Stokes's favorite mule. An early portrait, painted before the mule went lame. One the finest works of John Singleton Copley.
Julia: And just how old is the prescription on that monocle?
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Perhaps you'd wait a second while I pop this in, I can't do my impersonation of Mr. Peanut without it, or perhaps you'd like to see my Uncle Moneybags skit instead?
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ES: "Ho-GAN!!! I mean, Hoff-MAN!!!"
JH: "Does this mean you won't let Kinch out of the cooler-- I mean, Wyncliffe?"
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Stokes: Let's see what the problem is. Ah, I it's quite clear that you Shimmied when you should have coco poped.
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Julia: I hate to say I told you so, but I told you not to use super glue!
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Stokes: Wow, you are such a looker! Hubba-hubba!
Julia: Really, Elliot!! (thinking) Finally SOMEONE appreciates me!
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Julia: I see you use a monocle, is that your bad eye?
Stokes: Of course not, it's a chick magnet.
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Stokes: Ahh, a very fine specimen indeed!
Julia: Thank you, professor, but I'd prefer it if you just told me I was pretty.
Alondra