DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - Blackmailing Liz-Intro to Barnabas-Kidnapping Maggie-Intro to Julia => Topic started by: Mysterious Benefactor on April 18, 2006, 09:25:59 PM
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Elizabeth decided to cash in on her reputation as the most well-spoken woman in Collinsport by opening the Elizabeth Collins Stoddard Academy of Elocutionary Arts. Here, she can be seen teaching a master class in "Round Tones."
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This being the 60s, ECS has a brainstorm, and decides to use "reverse psychology" on Jason...
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Elizabeth demonstrates to David how she won the "Mouth Bubble Blowing" contest when she was a girl!
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Liz: Happy Birthday tooooo you!!
Roger: Liz your doing it again.
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Putting up a brave front, Liz reharesed for the dreadful moment when she would have to kiss Jason McGuire.
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Joan Bennett doing her best Grayson Hall impersonation.
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Narrator: Few people in Collinsport realized that Elizabeth Collins Stoddard had long ago been the model for the Gerber Baby...a high point in her life that she never grew tired of revealing at parties.
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Liz: Certs IS a breath mint!
(off camera) carolyn: Motherrrrrrrr, Certs is a candy mint!
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Announcer: Today, on Dark Shadows! Joan Bennet recovers after being malicously mauled by Roger Davis! [female_skull]
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Elizabeth: Ooh, Cousin Barnabas, what big teeth you have!
Barnabas: Um, they're the latest thing in England. Short skirts, long teeth.
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ECS: (to Jason) "You're a loser! Loooooser!!!"
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Announcer: Today on Dark Shadows, Liz poses for the scuptor who has been commissioned to scupt her as a Christmas Choir Singer!