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Title: Episode #0501
Post by: Heather on April 15, 2006, 11:46:46 AM
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Title: Re: Episode #0501
Post by: MagnusTrask on April 15, 2006, 03:47:42 PM
JH: "Honestly, Barnabas, my garlic sauce has won awards, for the life of me I can't imagine why you refuse to try it!"
Title: Re: Episode #0501
Post by: BuzzH on April 15, 2006, 04:03:01 PM
B: No, no, no, no, no!  I won't go and you can't make me!
J: Barnabas really, you're acting like David!
Title: Re: Episode #0501
Post by: CyrusL on April 16, 2006, 02:09:49 AM
Julia: "Oh Barnabas, you were chained in that coffin for so long, I had no idea you didn't know ... gasps... that Little Nell was dead."
Barnabas: sobs..."Ben never read me the last chapters.. " weeps incontroably    :'(
Title: Re: Episode #0501
Post by: Sandor on April 16, 2006, 07:13:28 AM
JULIA: Just relax, Barnabas - remember, I'm a psychiatrist, hematologist, AND a proctologist!
Title: Re: Episode #0501
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on April 16, 2006, 03:54:00 PM
"There, there, Barnabas.  Okay, little  David did find the Godiva Chocolate 'Roxanne Drew figurine' at this year's Collinwood Easter Egg Hunt, but you can always try again next year, precious."   :'(
Title: Re: Episode #0501
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on April 17, 2006, 01:48:00 AM
Julia: Please understand Barnabas this is the most accurate way of taking your temperature... it won't be much longer... be patient.

Barnabas: I understand Julia but did it have to be so darned cold?!
Title: Re: Episode #0501
Post by: BuzzH on April 17, 2006, 01:54:41 AM
In a simlar vain to Ghost of Sarah's caption:
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J: The best way to administer a flu shot is in the toucas Barnabas.  Trust me I know, I went to medical school!
B: Just hurry up before Willie returns!
Title: Re: Episode #0501
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on April 17, 2006, 02:22:42 AM
In a simlar vain to Ghost of Sarah's caption:
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J: The best way to administer a flu shot is in the toucas Barnabas.  Trust me I know, I went to medical school!
B: Just hurry up before Willie returns!


   And a very good one at that Buzz.  Excellent.
Title: Re: Episode #0501
Post by: Alondra on January 22, 2007, 05:46:01 AM
 ;D LOL Buzz and Ghost!

Julia: There, there, Barnabas, I know it's heartbreaking that they're cancelling Dark Shadows, but it will be shown again in syndication in about 25 years!

Alondra
Title: Re: Episode #0501
Post by: loril54 on January 22, 2007, 05:59:20 AM
JULIA: Just relax, Barnabas - remember, I'm a psychiatrist, hematologist, AND a proctologist!

Great LOL
Title: Re: Episode #0501
Post by: loril54 on January 22, 2007, 06:06:19 AM
G  Jonathan I know you don't want to be a vampire again. But we have to get the ratings back up again.

J   At least you have a Oscar nomination. I'm just being offered Vampire parts. I did Richard III and acted with Kate
    Hepburn.
Title: Re: Episode #0501
Post by: BuzzH on January 22, 2007, 04:35:22 PM
J: There, there Barnabas.  Don't be sad, you can always try out for American Idol next year!
B: No, the judges were too MEAN!  Especially that Simon!  Wahhhhhhhh!   :'(
Title: Re: Episode #0501
Post by: loril54 on January 22, 2007, 06:33:40 PM
J: There, there Barnabas.  Don't be sad, you can always try out for American Idol next year!
B: No, the judges were too MEAN!  Especially that Simon!  Wahhhhhhhh!   :'(

LOL  :D
Title: Re: Episode #0501
Post by: MagnusTrask on January 22, 2007, 06:42:47 PM
JH: "Good grief.  How could I have known he was really an android vampire, and that he has an 'off' button in the middle of his back?   Just give me a minute to find the 'on' button, Pinnochio..."
Title: Re: Episode #0501
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on January 30, 2007, 03:58:54 AM
Julia: There, does that make you feel better? a nice lower back rub always does wonders for me... you can stand up now Barnabas.

Barnabas: That felt wonderful Julia, you have just the right touch.... stand up?.. of course, just give me a minute.
Title: Re: Episode #0501
Post by: Uncle Roger on September 17, 2015, 09:10:14 AM
Julia: "I know that's your favorite chair, Barnabas, but, trust me on tjis, it would make a terrible Josette."
Title: Re: Episode #0501
Post by: McTrooper on December 13, 2021, 09:09:31 PM
Julia:  I should’ve known this would happen when I heard David talking about the Three Stooges.  At least it’s not a nail made of silver.