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Title: Episode #0500
Post by: Heather on April 15, 2006, 11:43:11 AM

 :o

Title: Re: Episode #0500
Post by: MagnusTrask on April 15, 2006, 03:52:03 PM

Let's suppose this is 1968, the era I don't know...

(Thinking): "Yes, 'Graves Anatomy'... this should help me brush up for the Adam thing... or Judah Zachary in a couple years, whatever..."

Title: Re: Episode #0500
Post by: ClaudeNorth on April 16, 2006, 03:22:19 AM

So engrossed was Julia in her reading that she failed to notice the approach of the possessed candelabra that resented being used as if it were a mere cigarette lighter and was, therefore, determined to destroy her.

Title: Re: Episode #0500
Post by: Professor1985 on April 16, 2006, 03:37:53 AM

ANNOUNCER (Off Camera): And now, the medical report with Dr. Julia Hoffman.

Title: Re: Episode #0500
Post by: Willie on April 16, 2006, 04:24:33 PM

Julia, thinking:  "Hmmm, peaceful evening, good book...how long do you suppose this will last?"

Title: Re: Episode #0500
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on April 17, 2006, 03:35:44 AM

Julia reads though the cloggers diagram book.. while practicing the more difficult stomps.

Title: Re: Episode #0500
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on April 18, 2006, 08:25:46 PM

Quote from: ClaudeNorth on April 16, 2006, 03:22:19 AM

So engrossed was Julia in her reading that she failed to notice the approach of the possessed candelabra that resented being used as if it were a mere cigarette lighter and was, therefore, determined to destroy her.

OMG - that's hysterical!  [lghy]  [thumbright]

Title: Re: Episode #0500
Post by: BuzzH on April 18, 2006, 08:28:48 PM

Announcer: Today on Dark Shadows, Julia Hoffman will do her best to unseat Allistair Cooke as host of Masterpiece Theater!

Title: Re: Episode #0500
Post by: MagnusTrask on April 19, 2006, 12:31:35 AM

CN-- The split second I see that photo now I see a creeping killer candelabra, but it never would have occurred to me on my own...!

Title: Re: Episode #0500
Post by: FireRose on April 20, 2006, 09:22:32 AM

Basic Instinct... Dark Shadows Style.

FireRose

Title: Re: Episode #0500
Post by: Charles_Ellis on April 20, 2006, 02:06:02 PM

Julia (writing): "April 5, 1971.    Now that Angelique is dead, Roxanne's chained up in her coffin, and Maggie's in Wyndecliffe, the field is wide open for me and Barnabas.  For tonight, I got a new perm, bought some Windsong perfume, and I'm on 'the pill'!!"

Title: Re: Episode #0500
Post by: patrickm on August 21, 2010, 04:22:40 PM

Without central heating, Julia tries to keep warm by putting a candle to her crotch.

Title: Re: Episode #0500
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on August 22, 2010, 07:23:48 PM

 [pointing-up]  [stfl]