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Title: Episode #1245
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on April 03, 2006, 12:53:43 AM: [cheerleader]
Title: Re: Episode #1245
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on April 03, 2006, 12:54:11 AM: The family looked on in horror as Morgan, gleeful the curse had ended, chose to relive his glory days as PT Collinsport's President Henry Clay High's head cheerleader by recreating his most celebrated somersault but foolishly forgetting he was on the roof while doing it.
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Title: Re: Episode #1245
Post by: MagnusTrask on April 03, 2006, 02:24:31 AM: "Last episode?! You can't fire me! I have a contract! I signed it with a great big X, like THIS!"
Title: Re: Episode #1245
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on April 03, 2006, 03:27:37 AM: Morgan: Peter! where's that darn pixy dust!

Voice of Peter Pan in the distance: Forget it Morgan, you've never had a happy thought in your life!
Title: Re: Episode #1245
Post by: Charles_Ellis on April 03, 2006, 02:30:31 PM: At the last second Morgan remembered that the bungee cord hadn't been invented yet.
Title: Re: Episode #1245
Post by: BuzzH on April 05, 2006, 08:22:03 PM: Good ones everyone!
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M: This is great acid Cousin Bramwell, thanks for giving it to me. Think I'll fly around the estate now and view the dawn!
Title: Re: Episode #1245
Post by: arashi on April 05, 2006, 10:21:54 PM: I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash! It's a gas, gas gas!
Title: Re: Episode #1245
Post by: D_Friedlander on April 09, 2006, 06:23:22 AM: KP: Waddayah mean, the mattress we fall on is right down th--- OH ****! My ankle!
Title: Re: Episode #1245
Post by: Jackie on May 08, 2006, 04:56:25 AM: "FREE at last, FREE at last"
Title: Re: Episode #1245
Post by: BuzzH on May 08, 2006, 03:14:45 PM: Announcer: Today on Dark Shadows, Morgan auditions for the part of Head Flying Monkey in The Wizard of Oz.

{cue monkey music}
Title: Re: Episode #1245
Post by: MagnusTrask on May 09, 2006, 11:55:45 AM: Quote from: BuzzH on May 08, 2006, 03:14:45 PM
Announcer: Today on Dark Shadows, Morgan auditions for the part of Head Flying Monkey in The Wizard of Oz.

{cue monkey music}

audible chuckle.
Title: Re: Episode #1245
Post by: Uncle Roger on June 07, 2012, 05:53:22 AM: Due to budget cuts, the mattress has been replaced by a pillow. Go ahead and jump, Keith. It's a very soft pillow!
Title: Re: Episode #1245
Post by: Uncle Roger on June 07, 2012, 06:58:29 AM: Howard Cossell (offscreen): "Today ABC brings you a special daytime edition of Battle of the Network Stars."
Title: Re: Episode #1245
Post by: Uncle Roger on July 08, 2012, 12:46:01 AM: Morgan's tryout as one of Satan's cheerleaders.
Title: Re: Episode #1245
Post by: patrickm on July 09, 2012, 03:33:20 PM: Now we know where Tom Cruise got his couch jumping idea from.