DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
		Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - Leviathans => Topic started by: Mysterious Benefactor on March 17, 2006, 12:06:47 AM
		
			
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				JH: "Now Willie... you know what you've done wrong, don't you... which way does the pointy end go?!"
WL:  "Uh... to the left?   Right?   Toward me?   Give me a clue!"
			 
			
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  Give me a clue!"
[lghy]  [stfl]
			 
			
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				JULIA: Why does that stake frighten you so, Willie?
WILLIE: I... I guess it reminds me of that thing I found in your medical bag, Julia... with the double-D batteries...
			 
			
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				Thanks for the chuckle, Magnus, and Sandor...chortleriffic!  >:D  :-*
			
 
			
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JULIA: Why does that stake frighten you so, Willie?
WILLIE: I... I guess it reminds me of that thing I found in your medical bag, Julia... with the double-D batteries...
 [laughing4] [stfl]  Bet he found it right next to the Ben Wa Balls too!   >:D
			 
			
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				Willie:  This stake is to tough.  Julia do you have any tenderizing salt?
Julia:  You idiot.  
			 
			
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				Willie: I can't believe it Julia, I just bought these, there were sold separately!  I always thought they were a set!   
Julia: That better be an extra tent spike Willie! 
			 
			
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				Julia:  "A garlic press, Willie?  A GARLIC Press?!?"
Willie:  "Hey, what d'ya want!  I was right in the middle of dinner!"
 8)
			 
			
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				John Karlen: I didn't think ABC was this desperate to cancel the show!
			
 
			
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				WL: "So, Megan will just turn toward the camera and sing 'Peg Of My Heart' and it'll all just be a big laugh, right?"
			
 
			
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WL: "So, Megan will just turn toward the camera and sing 'Peg Of My Heart' and it'll all just be a big laugh, right?"
Megan?!   Roxanne, surely...
			 
			
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				Julia: Willie you know what your holding in your hands?
Willie: Yeah... Barnabas gave them to me.. I'll treasure them forever! 
			 
			
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				Julia:  You'd just better stake that b**ch, Willie.  Nobody gives me two black eyes and lives to tell about it.
			
 
			
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Julia:  You'd just better stake that b**ch, Willie.  Nobody gives me two black eyes and lives to tell about it.
OMG, she does have some serious dark circles under the eyes!   [lghy]
			 
			
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				WL: "Oh no... a hangnail!   Where am I possibly going to find a doctor competent to treat it?!"
 [female_skull] [skull_winks] [candle_in_skull_2]
			 
			
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				Julia (with contempt): Willie, for God's sake! If you wanted a prostate exam you could've just asked me first! [female_skull]
			
 
			
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				WL: OK, Julia, let's go over this again.  I have to find that sexy vampire babe's coffin, then I nail her.
JH:  For heaven's sake, Willie--- that's "STAKE her", NOT "NAIL her", you idiot!
			 
			
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				Willie: Okay, Julia, let's go over it again.....who am I supposed to stake, Barnabas, Tom Jennings or the other vampire what's-her-name?
Julia: Oh for Pete's sake, if you want a job done right, you gotta do it yourself, give me those!