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Title: Episode #0189
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on March 17, 2006, 01:02:24 AM

 [band]

Title: Re: Episode #0189
Post by: Sandor on March 17, 2006, 05:30:26 AM

VICKI: Waiter, I'll have another Burke please.

Title: Re: Episode #0189
Post by: Midnite on March 17, 2006, 08:25:56 AM

 [laughing4]

How wonderfully devilish, Sandor.

Title: Re: Episode #0189
Post by: BuzzH on March 17, 2006, 04:02:19 PM

V: Waiter, I'll take another Shirley Temple please!  And make it a double!
B: (thinking to himself) Damn, guess I won't be getting "lucky" tonight!   >:(

Title: Re: Episode #0189
Post by: McTrooper on March 17, 2006, 04:23:33 PM

Vicky:  Barkeep, get me another round of monkey brain stew.  

Title: Re: Episode #0189
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on March 18, 2006, 12:32:00 AM

Vickie: Bartender Bob, my date's busy rambling on... call me a cab!

Bartender Bob:  You're a cab!

Title: Re: Episode #0189
Post by: BuzzH on March 18, 2006, 05:48:18 AM

Quote from: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on March 18, 2006, 12:32:00 AM

Vickie: Bartender Bob, my date's busy rambling on... call me a cab!

Bartender Bob:  You're a cab!

[laughing4] [stfl]

Title: Re: Episode #0189
Post by: michael c on March 22, 2006, 01:53:23 AM

vicki:"burke i think it would be fun if you and me and carolyn got together and did something sometime."

burke:"....gulp...." >:D

Title: Re: Episode #0189
Post by: McTrooper on March 22, 2006, 05:21:54 PM

Vicky:  It's times like these that I wish I wasn't an 82 year old man. 

Title: Re: Episode #0189
Post by: Willie Loomis on March 31, 2012, 03:32:59 AM

Viki:  No, No Burke, I really DON'T understand.....You want me to put WHAT WHERE???

Title: Re: Episode #0189
Post by: patrickm on March 31, 2012, 08:56:09 PM

Play your cards right Burke and next time it won't be my foot between your legs.

Title: Re: Episode #0189
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on April 09, 2012, 05:48:30 PM

 [a1f5], Willie and patrick, [naughty]

Title: Re: Episode #0189
Post by: McTrooper on June 08, 2022, 04:23:22 AM

Victoria (almost at the top of her lungs):  Hey you!  I’m going to get pretty ruff with this guy. 
Do you have any glue or something?  You know just in case something falls off.

Burke: * spit take *

Title: Re: Episode #0189
Post by: McTrooper on December 08, 2022, 11:18:15 PM

Victoria:  I’ll take 2 bottles of champagne and keep ‘em corked.  Put it on this fella’s tab. 

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Victoria:  Can you get a longer table cloth over here?  I like to pretend I’m camping when I get tipsy.

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Victoria:  Do you sell deodorant at this bar?  Dark haired men give me the sweats and I don’t want to go home stinky.

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 . . . glue McTrooper got to be a better line than that  . . . hmmm

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Victoria (loudly):  Hey bar keeper!  I’m going to smack this guy around a bit.  Better not call the cops or this place will burn.  I know a gal that can even do it without setting a foot in this place.  The fuzz can’t protect you from that!

Title: Re: Episode #0189
Post by: McTrooper on July 01, 2023, 06:46:21 PM

Victoria:  Bar Bob ya take bets?  I wanna put $125 dollars on a horse named Glue Factory in the third race tomorrow.