DARK SHADOWS FORUMS

Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - The Return of Laura => Topic started by: Mysterious Benefactor on February 22, 2006, 01:00:59 AM

Title: Episode #0172
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on February 22, 2006, 01:00:59 AM: [whistle]
Title: Re: Episode #0172
Post by: Raineypark on February 22, 2006, 02:22:19 AM: Mrs. J: "Gotta be careful on these steps, now that I'm pregnant, you know!!
Title: Re: Episode #0172
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on February 22, 2006, 04:15:38 AM: Mrs.Johnson: Oh No, no no... I can't allow anyone up stairs today, its carpet beating day and I might beat you instead of the carpet.. very dusty.. if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: Episode #0172
Post by: Sandor on February 22, 2006, 04:16:21 AM: MRS. JOHNSON: Well, if you're really able to burn this place down, you'd rescue me from a lifetime of thankless dusting.
Title: Re: Episode #0172
Post by: McTrooper on February 22, 2006, 04:45:12 PM: Quote from: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on February 22, 2006, 04:15:38 AM
Mrs.Johnson: Oh No, no no... I can't allow anyone up stairs today, its carpet beating day and I might beat you instead of the carpet.. very dusty.. if you know what I mean.
literal lol :)
==============
Mrs. Johnson just noticed the antique stair railing had butt imprints on it.
Mrs. J: * whistle * Darn gargoyles are sliding down the banister again!
Title: Re: Episode #0172
Post by: BuzzH on February 22, 2006, 04:48:39 PM: MJ: If you want me, just whistle. You know how to whistle don't you? Just put your lips together and blow!
Title: Re: Episode #0172
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on February 22, 2006, 08:43:58 PM: Quote from: Raineypark on February 22, 2006, 02:22:19 AM
Mrs. J: "Gotta be careful on these steps, now that I'm pregnant, you know!!

[lghy] She does look pregnant in that apron.
Title: Re: Episode #0172
Post by: Raineypark on February 22, 2006, 08:59:03 PM: Quote from: Mysterious Benefactor on February 22, 2006, 08:43:58 PM
[lghy] She does look pregnant in that apron.

Well, yes. But the REALLY interesting question would be "who's the Daddy?" :o
Title: Re: Episode #0172
Post by: Professor1985 on February 22, 2006, 11:51:38 PM: LAURA: Mrs. Johnson are you drunk?
Mrs. J: Yes, I'm drunk.
Title: Re: Episode #0172
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on February 25, 2006, 10:36:07 PM: Quote from: Raineypark on February 22, 2006, 02:22:19 AM
Mrs. J: "Gotta be careful on these steps, now that I'm pregnant, you know!!

Very funny indeed! ;D Mrs. J. may be Maine's oldest mom ever. (I think that the Eagle Hill Cemetery caretaker is the likely dad; always the sly fox!)
Title: Re: Episode #0172
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on February 26, 2006, 04:56:21 AM: Mrs.Johnson: Now that I'm in a Family way... I feel you should know, I'll be adding to this family very soon...
Title: Re: Episode #0172
Post by: MagnusTrask on February 26, 2006, 09:49:12 AM: Mrs. J exclaimed, "No, I'm sure we'll get along like a house on fire!"

Not having seen 1966 I'm not sure that makes sense.
Title: Re: Episode #0172
Post by: Elmont on March 05, 2006, 06:53:52 PM: I wouldn't go up there right now, Mr. Collins has a terrible case of the winds.
Title: Re: Episode #0172
Post by: patrickm on August 20, 2010, 03:56:01 PM: Mrs Johnson doing her best Betty Davis "What a dump" impression....
Title: Re: Episode #0172
Post by: Willie Loomis on March 31, 2012, 03:20:31 AM: Mrs. Johnson: Wait, Wait, who's this: I ahm Elizahbeth Collins Stoddard and I hahvent been out of the house in eighteen yeahs......
Title: Re: Episode #0172
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on April 09, 2012, 05:42:42 PM: Quote from: Willie Loomis on March 31, 2012, 03:20:31 AM
Mrs. Johnson: Wait, Wait, who's this: I ahm Elizahbeth Collins Stoddard and I hahvent been out of the house in eighteen yeahs......

[pointing-up] [b003]
Title: Re: Episode #0172
Post by: Uncle Roger on June 19, 2012, 08:00:11 AM: Mrs. Johnson: "As a matter of fact, I AM holding the wall up."
Title: Re: Episode #0172
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on June 28, 2012, 07:36:30 PM: [laughing4]